How High Quotes
Two guys by the name of Silas and Jamal decided to one day smoke something magical, which eventually helps them to ace their college entrance exam.
Silas: Peace.
Bart: Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility. Ok? So why don't you try finding a way to say goodbye, now that you're among civilized people.
Silas: Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace.
Bart: Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility. Ok? So why don't you try finding a way to say goodbye, now that you're among civilized people.
Silas: Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace.
Silas: This class is fucking boring I'm out of here.
Dean Carl Cain: Uh, excuse me did I hear you say something?
Silas: With all do respect sir, suck my dick.
Jeffery: No sir, I'm not saying anything. It's... it's these guys.
Silas: You're an asshole.
Dean Carl Cain: Did you just call me an asshole?
Jamal: No I said idiot.
Dean Carl Cain: An idiot.
Jeffery: No sir, no sir, I...
Dean Carl Cain: What did you say?
Jeffery: I said that this school has nice halls.
Dean Carl Cain: This is not funny.
Silas: You couldn't teach your way out of kindergarten class, dean.
Dean Carl Cain: I think we had enough interruptions for today. I think you should leave.
Jeffery: Sir...
[gets ready to walk out of the class]
Silas: This would have never happened if I were black.
[class laughs]
Dean Carl Cain: Uh, excuse me did I hear you say something?
Silas: With all do respect sir, suck my dick.
Jeffery: No sir, I'm not saying anything. It's... it's these guys.
Silas: You're an asshole.
Dean Carl Cain: Did you just call me an asshole?
Jamal: No I said idiot.
Dean Carl Cain: An idiot.
Jeffery: No sir, no sir, I...
Dean Carl Cain: What did you say?
Jeffery: I said that this school has nice halls.
Dean Carl Cain: This is not funny.
Silas: You couldn't teach your way out of kindergarten class, dean.
Dean Carl Cain: I think we had enough interruptions for today. I think you should leave.
Jeffery: Sir...
[gets ready to walk out of the class]
Silas: This would have never happened if I were black.
[class laughs]
Bart: [Jamal is rowing pathetically] What are you doing, Hip-hop hooray? Paddle! Paddle like a man, get jiggy with it or something!
Mamma King: [Mamma King appears in the sky] Jamal! What is ya ass doin' in a boat. Oh I see, you've been smoking too much ganja huh.
Spectator: [noticing her] It's so huge!
Mamma King: Well, I guess you might have to just come back home and live with me!
Jamal: OH HELL NO!
Mamma King: Did you curse at me!
Jamal: [Jamal starts paddling as hard as he can]
[to Bart]
Jamal: Row motherfucker ROW!
Mamma King: [Mamma King appears in the sky] Jamal! What is ya ass doin' in a boat. Oh I see, you've been smoking too much ganja huh.
Spectator: [noticing her] It's so huge!
Mamma King: Well, I guess you might have to just come back home and live with me!
Jamal: OH HELL NO!
Mamma King: Did you curse at me!
Jamal: [Jamal starts paddling as hard as he can]
[to Bart]
Jamal: Row motherfucker ROW!
Field of Dreams Guy: Damn, I'm hungrier than four dudes!
PCC Agent: And I'm hungrier than five!
Field of Dreams Guy: Well who are you, jack, and what you doin' in my house?
PCC Agent: I'm the spokesperson for Pork-Chops-O-Chunky. Whether you're black or a honkey, you'll love Pork-Chops-O-Chunky!
Field of Dreams Guy: Damn, that's Funky!
PCC Agent: And I'm hungrier than five!
Field of Dreams Guy: Well who are you, jack, and what you doin' in my house?
PCC Agent: I'm the spokesperson for Pork-Chops-O-Chunky. Whether you're black or a honkey, you'll love Pork-Chops-O-Chunky!
Field of Dreams Guy: Damn, that's Funky!
