I Love You, Beth Cooper Quotes
A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school - Beth Cooper - during his graduation speech. Much to his surprise, Beth shows up at his door that very night and decides to show him the best night of his life.
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Rich Munsch: What? No, it has to be a grand gesture.
Denis Cooverman: Like what?
Rich Munsch: You know where she lives, go to her house, bring a boom box, wait for her.
Denis Cooverman: That's stalking, Rich.
Rich Munsch: No, it's not stalking if you love the person. You got to like grab her and throw her in the car and take her someplace where it can be the two of you.
Denis Cooverman: Now that's kidnapping.
Rich Munsch: It's romantic... Okay, first we're going to need some rope and duct tape.
Rich Munsch: What? No, it has to be a grand gesture.
Denis Cooverman: Like what?
Rich Munsch: You know where she lives, go to her house, bring a boom box, wait for her.
Denis Cooverman: That's stalking, Rich.
Rich Munsch: No, it's not stalking if you love the person. You got to like grab her and throw her in the car and take her someplace where it can be the two of you.
Denis Cooverman: Now that's kidnapping.
Rich Munsch: It's romantic... Okay, first we're going to need some rope and duct tape.
Beth Cooper: You see the thing is high school was great for me. Had a great, great ride... and now it's over. You? You're gonna go off and become a doctor and cure cancer or whatever new diseases there are. But this? This is about it for me. Everything in my life from here on out is just gonna be... ordinary.
Denis Cooverman: Wow... that's umm... such bullshit. Cause the Beth Cooper I know? The Beth Cooper that I now know is the most alive person... I've ever met. The Beth Cooper I know she's not gonna have an ordinary life she's gonna have an amazing life. Slightly insane but, never uninteresting, always ass-kicking, life.
Beth Cooper: How do you know that?
Denis Cooverman: Cause I'm a very smart guy.
Denis Cooverman: Wow... that's umm... such bullshit. Cause the Beth Cooper I know? The Beth Cooper that I now know is the most alive person... I've ever met. The Beth Cooper I know she's not gonna have an ordinary life she's gonna have an amazing life. Slightly insane but, never uninteresting, always ass-kicking, life.
Beth Cooper: How do you know that?
Denis Cooverman: Cause I'm a very smart guy.
Mr. C: It's okay just to have fun sometimes... sometimes you just hafta say what the "F"
Rich Munsch: Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business 1983 Paul Brickman except he didn't say "F", he said... fuck
Mr. C: You know what I mean... Carpe diem
Rich Munsch: Aww, I didn't know you were such a movie buff Mr C. Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society
Mr. C: Yes, Thank you Rich we know. It's good, come here please
[long pause]
Mr. C: [in a soft voice] There are condoms in my bedside table.
Rich Munsch: Do you like know exactly how many there are?
Mr. C: They are not... toys
[Mr C. exits]
Denis Cooverman: I think my dad wants us to have sex
Rich Munsch: With eachother?
Denis Cooverman: No!
Rich Munsch: Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business 1983 Paul Brickman except he didn't say "F", he said... fuck
Mr. C: You know what I mean... Carpe diem
Rich Munsch: Aww, I didn't know you were such a movie buff Mr C. Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society
Mr. C: Yes, Thank you Rich we know. It's good, come here please
[long pause]
Mr. C: [in a soft voice] There are condoms in my bedside table.
Rich Munsch: Do you like know exactly how many there are?
Mr. C: They are not... toys
[Mr C. exits]
Denis Cooverman: I think my dad wants us to have sex
Rich Munsch: With eachother?
Denis Cooverman: No!
