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After falling out with his editor, a fading political journalist is forced to interview America's most popular soap actress.
Katya: Do you realize how many men would kill to be standing as close as you are now? Pierre Peders: [takes out the recorder] How many? Katya: Most.
Katya: And in the end, he was a gentleman.
Pierre Peders: Do you want to be taken seriously as an actress? Is that why you had your breasts reduced? Katya: You miss my tits, is that it? Pierre Peders: Well, don't you? Katya: They weren't even mine to begin with.
Pierre Peders: I don't fuck celebrities. Katya: Well, I don't fuck nobodies.
Pierre Peders: [she's laughing uncontrollably] What the hell is wrong with you? You on drugs or something? Katya: You have to feel sorry for me. I mean, I probably have silicone for brains. Pierre Peders: Yeah. Katya: You know that bastard of a surgeon must have transferred some in there from my tits.
Katya: [angry] It's been very nice wasting time with you, Peter Peders. [she leaves restaurant table] Pierre Peders: [louder, so she could still hear him] You, too, Cunt-ya.
Katya: [answering his question] What makes a man attractive? A scar. Pierre Peders: Why? Katya: Because... most women have one too.
Katya: Do you like fishnet stockings, Pierre? Wait. Let me rephrase. Why do you think it is that men like fishnet stockings so much? Pierre Peders: They look good on women. Katya: Fishnet stockings are a net, and the woman is imprisoned in this net like a fish. Do you get it? Pierre Peders: Yeah, and what about high heels? Katya: Well, high heels make walking very, very difficult. So you see, nothing would be more attractive to a man than a woman wearing fishnet stockings and high heels because she has trouble walking and she's imprisoned within this net and therefore he thinks she's easy prey. I know everything.