Serial killer Jason Voorhees' supernatural origins are revealed.

Security Guard #2: Say, Doc! What's the verdict? Is Jason gonna be gettin' up and walkin' around any time soon?
Security Guard #1: We really nailed that fucker.
Security Guard #2: He was nothing but a big old pussy anyway.
Robert Campbell: I'm going to say a couple of words to you and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your mind.
Creighton Duke: Okay.
Robert Campbell: Jason Voorhees.
Creighton Duke: That makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.
Luke: We're going to Camp Crystal Lake.
Steven Freeman: Oh, yeah? Planning on smoking a little dope, having a little premarital sex and getting slaughtered?
Steven Freeman: Duke! The part about being reborn through a Voorhees woman, does it have to be a living woman?
Creighton Duke: No...
Steven Freeman: Duke, that thing is in the basement with Jessica's dead mother!
Creighton Duke: Holy mother of God.
Officer Randy Parker: Get in the car, Steven.
Steven Freeman: Why should I?
Officer Randy Parker: I've got a gun.
Steven Freeman: Fuck that, I've got a gun.
Coroner: [Into a tape recorder] My professional opinion: this guy's deader than shit. Ha ha ha ha ha. Um, strike that last comment from the record.
Jessica Kimble: Joey, please, just let me get the baby and we'll go.
Joey B: Shut the fuck up! You're with a fucking felon!
Shelby: Hey, Baby, watch the language.
Joey B: Fuck you!
[Jessica tries to grab the gun, causing it to misfire and hit the lights]
Joey B: Now look what you fucking done!
Jessica Kimble: [shouts] Give me the baby, Joey!
Joey B: [shouts] Fuck you!
Creighton Duke: I'll have a Voorhees burger and a side of Jason fingers.
Sheriff Ed Landis: That's my lady you're talking about.
Creighton Duke: Well, now, see, she is only your lady because she ain't had a taste of the Duke yet.
[after witnessing Jason being blown up and the FBI thinking he's finally dead]
Creighton Duke: I don't think so.
Creighton Duke: The only way to kill Jason Voorhees is to destroy his heart. And there's only one person who can do that now that Diana's dead. Her daughter.
Steven Freeman: Jessica?
Creighton Duke: And he will try to get to her before she can get to him.
Steven Freeman: What does he want?
Creighton Duke: Same thing he wanted her mother for.
Steven Freeman: What?
Creighton Duke: You want information? You gotta pay.
Steven Freeman: Come on.
Creighton Duke: Your hand. Are you ready to pay?
Steven Freeman: Yes.
Creighton Duke: Are you sure?
Steven Freeman: Yes.
[Duke breaks Steven's other finger]
Steven Freeman: Oh, jeez!
Creighton Duke: Those FBI idiots destroyed Jason's body, so now he needs a new one. The ones he's jumping in and out of, they can't last. They get diseased, he gets weak. Jason needs to be reborn again and he needs Jessica to do it.
Steven Freeman: Why Jessica?
Creighton Duke: Now, see, that is a very, very expensive question, boy. And I don't think you've got what it takes to pay the price.
[gives his hand to Duke]
Steven Freeman: Tell me.
Creighton Duke: This one's on the house. In a Voorhees was he born. Through a Voorhees may he be reborn. And only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die. Jason had a sister, your girlfriend's mother, Diana. Now that she's dead, he has only two blood relatives left in the world with the power to kill him or make him reborn: Jessica and her baby.
Steven Freeman: I've gotta get out of here, gotta protect them.
Creighton Duke: The only way to do that is to kill Jason, and you can't, but Jessica can. Tell Jessica about her birthright. Make her believe you. Go to the Voorhees' house. Find proof. Because if you don't, Jason will kill her. And your baby.
Assistant Coroner: [to Jason's body] Hey, fuck. How you doing, you fat-ass, maggoty, blown-up fuck?
[gives Jason's body the finger]
Assistant Coroner: Suck this. Suck it. You know what I'd like to do to you? I'd like to take a crap right on your fucking mask. A big old mango-sized crap.
Creighton Duke: It was Jason that killed Diana.
Steven Freeman: What did you say?
Creighton Duke: There's only one way to put an end to that devil and they don't know the way.
Steven Freeman: And you do? Tell me.
Creighton Duke: Information like that is very expensive.
Steven Freeman: What's your price?
Creighton Duke: I think you're too much of a coward to afford it.
Steven Freeman: Try me.
Creighton Duke: Give me your hand.
Steven Freeman: What?
Creighton Duke: Your hand. Give it to me. See, everything and everyone has a price. And the cost of this is very, very high. Are you ready to pay?
Steven Freeman: What's the price?
Creighton Duke: Are you ready to pay?
Steven Freeman: Yes.
[Duke breaks Steven's finger]
Steven Freeman: Oh, fuck!
Steven Freeman: So, uh, why are you going to the camp?
Luke: Well, now that Jason's dead...
Deborah - Dark-haired Camper: We're thinking about smoking some dope, having a little premarital sex and, uh, not worry about getting slaughtered.
Agent Abernathy: Good work, Agent Marcus.
Agent Elizabeth Marcus: Thank you.
Agent Abernathy: Great shooting, Mahoney. Now clean up all that shit, huh?
Steven Freeman: Now, you think I killed Robert back there, right? There's no way he could've lived, right? I just ran the fucker over, right?
Jessica Kimble: Steven...
Steven Freeman: Just tell me, did I kill him or not?
Jessica Kimble: Yes, you killed him.
Steven Freeman: Wrong. He is not dead and that is not Robert. Jess, I did not kill your mother. Yesterday, Josh, or someone that looked like Josh, killed her. After she blew off the back of his head. I stabbed him with a poker right through the heart, and the son of a bitch still lived.
Robert Campbell: [talking on his cell phone] You know what we're going for here. Twisted Secrets of the Voorhees House Revealed. Oh, and also one more thing. Guess what tomorrow's headline is gonna read. "Body of Slain Voorhees Woman Stolen From Morgue." Well, uh, last night, I stole Diana's body and I hid it here in the closet. And then I went hom and fucked her daughter. Reg. Reg, you wanna calm down? Listen, I'll talk Jessica into letting us shoot here, right? I'll bring the police, they'll discover the body on camera and our rating will go right through the fucking roof. How does that grab you?
[the possessed Josh attacks him]
Robert Campbell: Jesus! Fuck!

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