Jeepers Creepers II Quotes
Set a few days after the original, a championship basketball team's bus is attacked by The Creeper, the winged, flesh-eating terror, on the last day of his 23-day feeding frenzy.
Boy: You Taggert?
Older Jack Jr.: That's right.
Boy: Can we see it?
Older Jack Jr.: [referring to the sign "Bat Out Of Hell"] Can you read?
Boy: Is that thing real? Because I've heard it's a bunch of bullshit.
Older Jack Jr.: It's still five bucks.
Girl: Where'd it come from?
Older Jack Jr.: My dad killed it.
Boy: Yeah, but where'd it come from?
Older Jack Jr.: It's five bucks from you too.
Boy: How'd he kill it?
Older Jack Jr.: Ask him.
Older Jack Jr.: That's right.
Boy: Can we see it?
Older Jack Jr.: [referring to the sign "Bat Out Of Hell"] Can you read?
Boy: Is that thing real? Because I've heard it's a bunch of bullshit.
Older Jack Jr.: It's still five bucks.
Girl: Where'd it come from?
Older Jack Jr.: My dad killed it.
Boy: Yeah, but where'd it come from?
Older Jack Jr.: It's five bucks from you too.
Boy: How'd he kill it?
Older Jack Jr.: Ask him.
Sheila, Radio Announcer: The fire which gutted the church south of Pertwella four days ago continues to offer up a gruesome bounty. County Sheriffs excavating the charred ruins estimate the body count is now up well past three hundred. County coroners say that the bodies were found stitched to each other, covering the basement's walls and ceiling. One on-the-scene witness called it "a human tapestry of torture and sadism," and a sight he will never forget.
Peter, Radio Announcer: Sheila, the details keep getting stranger and stranger every day this week, it seems. Any new information?
Sheila, Radio Announcer: Some of the corpses they have found had false teeth made out of wood. That means some of the bodies they're finding down there are over two hundred years old. But Peter, it's the condition of the cadavers that's the strangest fact of all. The county coroner's office reported yesterday that they have yet to find any one complete body. Each one is missing an external limb or an internal organ.
Peter, Radio Announcer: Sheila, the details keep getting stranger and stranger every day this week, it seems. Any new information?
Sheila, Radio Announcer: Some of the corpses they have found had false teeth made out of wood. That means some of the bodies they're finding down there are over two hundred years old. But Peter, it's the condition of the cadavers that's the strangest fact of all. The county coroner's office reported yesterday that they have yet to find any one complete body. Each one is missing an external limb or an internal organ.
[last lines]
Boy: What's the story on this thing?
Taggert: Whatever you've heard, probably.
Boy: You expect us to think that that thing's real?
Taggert: Don't really care.
Boy: How'd you kill it?
Taggert: Stabbed it right through the heart, with a big homemade harpoon.
[awkward silence]
Girl: When?
Taggert: About twenty-three years ago.
[another awkward silence]
Boy: You waiting for something?
Taggert: About three more days, give or take a day or two.
Boy: What's the story on this thing?
Taggert: Whatever you've heard, probably.
Boy: You expect us to think that that thing's real?
Taggert: Don't really care.
Boy: How'd you kill it?
Taggert: Stabbed it right through the heart, with a big homemade harpoon.
[awkward silence]
Girl: When?
Taggert: About twenty-three years ago.
[another awkward silence]
Boy: You waiting for something?
Taggert: About three more days, give or take a day or two.
Rhonda Truitt: You know, you could talk about it. It might help a little bit.
Scott 'Scotty' Braddock: What'd I play today? Twelve minutes?
Rhonda Truitt: Well, it was a great twelve minutes.
Scott 'Scotty' Braddock: Hanna's got it in for me. Him and his little token white boy Barnes. I don't know. Maybe I got the wrong skin color to play on this team.
Rhonda Truitt: I know you don't mean that. Maybe they just wanted to make sure everyone got a chance to play in the championship.
Scott 'Scotty' Braddock: Everyone's not the reason why we made it to the championship. Half the losers on this bus had nothing to do with us getting to state. I did.
Scott 'Scotty' Braddock: What'd I play today? Twelve minutes?
Rhonda Truitt: Well, it was a great twelve minutes.
Scott 'Scotty' Braddock: Hanna's got it in for me. Him and his little token white boy Barnes. I don't know. Maybe I got the wrong skin color to play on this team.
Rhonda Truitt: I know you don't mean that. Maybe they just wanted to make sure everyone got a chance to play in the championship.
Scott 'Scotty' Braddock: Everyone's not the reason why we made it to the championship. Half the losers on this bus had nothing to do with us getting to state. I did.
Deaundre 'Double D' Davis: [after Coach Barnes gets taken away] What was it? Scotty, what the fuck was it? Scotty, come on!
Rhonda Truitt: Scotty, we just want...
Scott 'Scotty' Braddock: [yelling] I don't know what it was, alright!
[kids move to the back of the bus]
Scott 'Scotty' Braddock: It had wings. Big fucking wings.
Rhonda Truitt: Scotty, we just want...
Scott 'Scotty' Braddock: [yelling] I don't know what it was, alright!
[kids move to the back of the bus]
Scott 'Scotty' Braddock: It had wings. Big fucking wings.
Jack Taggart, Jr.: Are you still there?
Buck: I'm so fucking still here!
Jack Taggart, Jr.: Okay. Okay. Just say again what you just told me.
Buck: We're not playing games here, alright?
Jack Taggart, Jr.: Just say it man!
Buck: We are trapped in a broken down school bus out on East 9. And something is going to kill us if we don't get help out here right away!
Buck: I'm so fucking still here!
Jack Taggart, Jr.: Okay. Okay. Just say again what you just told me.
Buck: We're not playing games here, alright?
Jack Taggart, Jr.: Just say it man!
Buck: We are trapped in a broken down school bus out on East 9. And something is going to kill us if we don't get help out here right away!
