Jeepers Creepers Quotes. QuotesGram

Trish: [after being attacked] What the hell was that guy's problem?
Darry: My first guess?
[Sitcks his head out the window]
Darry: *Inbreeding*!

The Cat Lady: [Sees the Creeper on a post in her field] That's not my scarecrow.

Trish: [Darry wants to climb down in the pipe leading to the Creeper's House of Pain] You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it.

[after running over the Creeper]
Darry: Is he dead?
Trish: They never are.

Jezelle Gay Hartman: Every 23rd Spring, for 23 days, it gets to... eat.
Darry: Eat?
Jezelle Gay Hartman: You know what it eats and don't you make me tell you!

Darry: We pounded it to dust.
Jezelle Gay Hartman: I think it's eaten too many hearts, for it's own to never stop!

[Trish and Darry pull up at the Cat Lady's house]
Darry: Come on, Trish, look at this place. Let's just keep going. I mean it, come on.
Trish: You don't wanna get help?
Darry: Help from who?
Trish: Let's just use the phone.
Darry: And call who?
Trish: I don't know.
Darry: And tell them what?
Trish: I don't know!
Darry: "Hey, bum-fuck police, I'm being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth. Is there a special extension for that?"

Trish: [Darry's cell phone las a low battery] The point of having a portable phone, idiot, is so that it works when you need it.
Darry: I hace a power cable for it.
Trish: Yeah, and I have a cigarette lighter *that doesn't work*!
Darry: Goddamn it! What did I say? My car! We should've taken my car!

Darry: She did lose her head that night, Trish, and you wanna know what he did for her? He sewed it back on.

Darry: He dumped something down that pipe.
Trish: Wrapped in a sheet.
Darry: Wrapped in rope and a sheet.
Trish: Wrapped in rope and a sheet with red stains... just get us out of here!

Darry: We have to get out of here.
Trish: No, let's stay and feed the birds.

Trish: Christ, do you think they even have a phone?
Darry: I'm guessing no phones and a lot of guns.

Jezelle Gay Hartman: [Trish answers the phone at the diner] Have you seen the cats yet?
Trish: What?
Jezelle Gay Hartman: Cats, lots of them, have you seen them yet? You and your brother?
Trish: Me and my brother?
Jezelle Gay Hartman: You and Darry!

The Cat Lady: You got ten seconds to get your ass out of my yard, and don't think I'm gonna tell ya twice!
Trish: Get the hell away from him.
Darry: What are you doing, Trish?
Trish: Get the hell away from him!