Joey Adams — American Comedian born on January 06, 1911, died on December 02, 1999

Joey Adams, born Joseph Abramowitz, was an American comedian who was inducted into the New York Friars' Club in 1977 and wrote the book Borscht Belt in 1973... (wikipedia)

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.