Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.
Australia turns out to be a sensational place, albeit one of the most comfortably racist places I've ever been in. They've really settled into their intolerance like an old resentful slipper.
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.
We in Britain stopped evolving gastronomically with the advent of the pie. Everything beyond that seemed like a brave, frightening new world. We knew the French were up to something across the Channel, but we didn't want anything to do with it.
Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.