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Sean Anderson partners with his mom's husband on a mission to find his grandfather, who is thought to be missing on a mythical island.
Hank: [singing] I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom, for me and for you. And I think to myself: What a wonderful world! I see giant bees, and I could have told ya: Don't trust Alexander - he's older than Yoda. And I think to myself: What a wonderful world! The island that we stand on... Well, it's currently sinking. Sending those secret codes - what the heck were you drinking? But it's all in the past, we wiped the slate clean! We're going to find Nemo's submarine! And you'll think to yourself: What a wonderful world. Oh, yeah...
Alexander: [On Sean's sprained ankle] On three. One... [Pops ankle back] Hank: What happened to two and three? Sean: Yes, what happened to two and three? Alexander: Two. Three.
Kailani: Hey, I can't believe we actually made it off the island! Sean: Yeah... [they look at each other] Hank: [whispering into Sean's ear] Pop your pecs. Sean: [turns to face Hank, whispering back angrily] I'm not gonna pop my pecs. Hank: Now's the perfect time to pop your pecs. She's gonna love it, believe me. You... Sean: I'm not gonna pop my pecs! Hank: Do it, do it... Sean: No, I'm not gonna pop my pecs! Hank: She would love it, believe me! Sean: No... Kailani: Ahem! [Sean turns back to her] Kailani: You two done yet? Hank: [whispering into Sean's ear] Pop your pecs. Kailani: [puts her hands around Sean's neck] Thank you. For everything. [she kisses him] Hank: [to himself] That works too.
Hank: [fighting a giant lizard with a flare] Not now, Sean. She's scared! Sean: No, it's cold-blooded and it's attracted to heat. [the lizard bites the flare] Hank: That's emasculating. Sean: Now what? Hank: Now there's only one thing left. The thunder cookie. [clenching his fist at the giant lizard and punches it] Hank: I think I just made it worse. [the lizard growls at them] Kailani: Hope she doesn't like Polynesian food. Gabato: I hope she doesn't like food with poop in its pants!
Sean: [Kailani is chased by a giant lizard] Hey, Godzilla! [the lizard heads his way] Sean: Oh, crap...
Sean: You know, if we die down there, mom is gonna kill us.
Hank: What in the blue heck is that? Gabato: That is the finest helicopter in Palau! Sean: I'd hate to see the worst.
Kailani: Who are these guys? Sean: Uh... I am a scientific explorer. Hi.
Kailani: What was that? Gabato: It's a scary noise in a dark cave. Keep moving...
Kailani: [after Sean catches her in her fall, riding a bee] You saved me! Sean: [proud] Yeah... I guess I did! [the monstrous bird comes back] Sean: Or maybe not!
Sean: Told you it'd work. Hank: You were right. I can't believe we made it. Sean: It's Jules Verne, man. You gotta believe.
Sean: [looking at Kailani] Actually, Hank... Now that I look at it, this chopper's pretty freakin' gorgeous.
Hank: [to Sean] Pop your pecs.
Alexander: Who's up for an adventure?
Hank: It takes a big man to play a little guitar. Alexander: And a bigger one to listen.
Hank: [to Sean] I'd rather take the Titanic.
Sean: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Hank: the mysterious island.
Hank: You know, I think it's best we get out of here. Besides, after that mating call of yours, she may have ideas about making you her husband. Alexander: Oh, witty. Good for you, Henry. Hank: [laughs sarcastically] The name's Hank. It's never Henry. Just Hank. Alexander: Ah. I see you're a man of incisive decision. Why don't you lead the way? Oh, actually, we want to live through the night. Yes. So maybe you should all follow me.