Just Go with It Quotes
On a weekend trip to Hawaii, a plastic surgeon convinces his loyal assistant to pose as his soon-to-be-divorced wife in order to cover up a careless lie he told to his much-younger girlfriend.
Devlin Adams: So, where's Danny?
Katherine: [pause] Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.
Devlin Adams: Come again?
Katherine: I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.
Devlin Adams: Why?
Katherine: Because I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truth.
Devlin Adams: Really?
Katherine: So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.
Devlin Adams: Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.
Katherine: He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.
Devlin Adams: [pause] Ian and I are breaking up.
Katherine: What? What happened?
Devlin Adams: Well for starters, he's gay. I mean look at him
Ian Maxtone Jones: [with a group of sailors] That's a strong muscle, right there. I'm squeezin'.
Katherine: Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.
Devlin Adams: I've seen him do that with the soap.
Katherine: Oh! What about the iPod?
Devlin Adams: He didn't invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.
Katherine: [laughs] Oh God! So what?
Devlin Adams: Well, this is different?
Katherine: Yeah, I mean, why didn't we try this truth telling thing before?
Devlin Adams: I don't know.
[They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine]
Danny: Aww, that's nice. It's nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn't it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?
Devlin Adams: I'm gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.
Katherine: [pause] Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.
Devlin Adams: Come again?
Katherine: I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.
Devlin Adams: Why?
Katherine: Because I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truth.
Devlin Adams: Really?
Katherine: So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.
Devlin Adams: Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.
Katherine: He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.
Devlin Adams: [pause] Ian and I are breaking up.
Katherine: What? What happened?
Devlin Adams: Well for starters, he's gay. I mean look at him
Ian Maxtone Jones: [with a group of sailors] That's a strong muscle, right there. I'm squeezin'.
Katherine: Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.
Devlin Adams: I've seen him do that with the soap.
Katherine: Oh! What about the iPod?
Devlin Adams: He didn't invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.
Katherine: [laughs] Oh God! So what?
Devlin Adams: Well, this is different?
Katherine: Yeah, I mean, why didn't we try this truth telling thing before?
Devlin Adams: I don't know.
[They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine]
Danny: Aww, that's nice. It's nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn't it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?
Devlin Adams: I'm gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.
Danny Maccabee: Ooh, the Mafia stare down. Very good, Michael. We're here to negotiate. Do you have anything else you might like?
Michael: I want a flying pony.
Danny Maccabee: I want a flying pony, too, but they don't exist.
Michael: Then I want a regular pony. And I want to name him Nelson.
Danny Maccabee: How about a PlayStation 3 and we name him Nelson?
Michael: Keep talking.
Danny Maccabee: We'll include 4 video games.
Michael: Five games. I want the meeting with Blondie to be at J.D. McFunnigan's?
Danny Maccabee: How about Charlie Choo-Choos because it's right down the street from me?
Michael: You mention that slop-hole again, and I walk.
Michael: I want a flying pony.
Danny Maccabee: I want a flying pony, too, but they don't exist.
Michael: Then I want a regular pony. And I want to name him Nelson.
Danny Maccabee: How about a PlayStation 3 and we name him Nelson?
Michael: Keep talking.
Danny Maccabee: We'll include 4 video games.
Michael: Five games. I want the meeting with Blondie to be at J.D. McFunnigan's?
Danny Maccabee: How about Charlie Choo-Choos because it's right down the street from me?
Michael: You mention that slop-hole again, and I walk.
Danny Maccabee: I need you to swim to Uncle Eddie. If you get to him without touching the bottom, we'll give you a dolphin cookie.
Maggie: Is that what your grandpa gave you?
Danny Maccabee: No, grandpa gave us something he'd call a Heineken.
Michael: I want one of those.
Danny Maccabee: No. Stick with the dolphin cookie.
Eddie: Yeah, they hurt less when they get thrown at your head. God, he was a sick man.
Maggie: Is that what your grandpa gave you?
Danny Maccabee: No, grandpa gave us something he'd call a Heineken.
Michael: I want one of those.
Danny Maccabee: No. Stick with the dolphin cookie.
Eddie: Yeah, they hurt less when they get thrown at your head. God, he was a sick man.
Danny Maccabee: Where does the name Devlin come from?
Katherine: She was an old sorority sister from college. She was my friend, yet I hated her.
Danny Maccabee: A frenemy.
Katherine: Anyway, I got tired to them saying "I have to take a crap" and "I have to take a dump". So I told them it was called a Devlin. And they liked it. And it stuck.
Katherine: She was an old sorority sister from college. She was my friend, yet I hated her.
Danny Maccabee: A frenemy.
Katherine: Anyway, I got tired to them saying "I have to take a crap" and "I have to take a dump". So I told them it was called a Devlin. And they liked it. And it stuck.
Katherine: [Opening up a package of oddly constructed breast implants in the clinic] What are these?
Delivery Guy: "Boobie bags." The women, they stick them in the flat chesties, and... make them big.
Katherine: [Holding up one of the bags] These are not the "boobie bags" that I ordered. What is that? It's like a... like a syrup dispenser at an IHOP. I don't know what that is.
Delivery Guy: "Boobie bags." The women, they stick them in the flat chesties, and... make them big.
Katherine: [Holding up one of the bags] These are not the "boobie bags" that I ordered. What is that? It's like a... like a syrup dispenser at an IHOP. I don't know what that is.
Maggie: [British accent] Hello, Dr. Danny. How are you today?
Danny Maccabee: What's with the accent?
Katherine: She's been working on some accents.
Maggie: I'll be taking acting classes and become the next Miley Cyrus. Yes, I am.
Danny Maccabee: How about you there, do you like Hannah Montana?
Michael: No, I'm more into Californication.
Katherine: When do you ever watch Californication?
Maggie: Rose lets us watch Showtime when she calls her boyfriend.
Danny Maccabee: What's with the accent?
Katherine: She's been working on some accents.
Maggie: I'll be taking acting classes and become the next Miley Cyrus. Yes, I am.
Danny Maccabee: How about you there, do you like Hannah Montana?
Michael: No, I'm more into Californication.
Katherine: When do you ever watch Californication?
Maggie: Rose lets us watch Showtime when she calls her boyfriend.
