Kaboom Quotes
A sci-fi story centered on the sexual awakening of a group of college students.
Smith: It's always the same dream. I'm wandering, naked, in this strange maze of hallways, and I feel this creeping sense of impending doom, like something terrible's about to happen. I pass my roommate, my mom, my best friend Stella - basically every significant person in my life - and they're all just staring at me like I'm some kind of museum display behind glass. Then I see two people I've never met before - a mysterious, unearthly, beautiful woman, and this red-haired girl, and they both seem to be leading me deeper into the corridor. This is when I notice the black door. And I'm not sure why, but somehow I know that I've got to find out what's behind it. So I grab hold of the knob, open the door and discover... a dumpster.
Smith: I'm not sure how straight Thor really is.
Stella: You just said he was putting a load in some pinhead's dryer last night.
Smith: Yeah, but doing it with women doesn't necessarily make him straight. Case in point.
Stella: The fact that you randomly sometimes stick it in a girl does not mean anything beyond you need to monitor your drinking.
Stella: You just said he was putting a load in some pinhead's dryer last night.
Smith: Yeah, but doing it with women doesn't necessarily make him straight. Case in point.
Stella: The fact that you randomly sometimes stick it in a girl does not mean anything beyond you need to monitor your drinking.
Stella: So, anyways, the party tonight...
[Smith groans]
Stella: You're going. Lorelei, this hot girl from my Emotion Painting class, invited me.
Smith: Lorelei? As in legendary siren luring helpless sailors to their doom?
Stella: Yeah, I know. She's gorge and I need a wingman, so you're drafted.
Smith: So that you can hook up and ditch me after five seconds.
Stella: Basically.
[Smith groans]
Stella: You're going. Lorelei, this hot girl from my Emotion Painting class, invited me.
Smith: Lorelei? As in legendary siren luring helpless sailors to their doom?
Stella: Yeah, I know. She's gorge and I need a wingman, so you're drafted.
Smith: So that you can hook up and ditch me after five seconds.
Stella: Basically.
