Larry Crowne

Larry Crowne Quotes

After losing his job, a middle-aged man reinvents himself by going back to college.

Dr. Matsutani: They call them smart phones, but only dummies use them in my class.
Talia Francesco: Hey - we all got free tattoos. I wanted something in Japanese so check this out.
[Shows tattoo]
Talia Francesco: That one says courage, that one says spirit. Courageous spirit.
Larry Crowne: That's Chinese, and it says soy sauce.
Lamar: I told you how to avoid divorce lawyers. You get married, and you stay married.
Mercedes Tainot: Larry, you're a great student. I'm not an easy A.
Dr. Matsutani: This is college, there's only two things you can't do: smoke in the building and use your phone in my class.
Dean Tainot: You know, I know what really pisses you off. What is really pissing you off is that I like big knockers and you don't have any!
Mercedes Tainot: I'm divorcing a professor-turned-writer-turned-blogger with the libido of a 13 year-old and two published books to his credit.
Pizza Delivery Boy: You're a babe.
Mercedes Tainot: Are you clairvoyant?
Steve Dibiasi: No... Steve Dibiasi...

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