Little Giants Quotes
Misfits form their own opposing team to an elite peewee football team, coached by the elite team coach's brother.
Junior Floyd: You wanna learn how to kiss?
Becky O'Shea: No. Why, do you?
Junior Floyd: No. Ew I just got that vomit taste in my mouth.
Becky O'Shea: Come on, you gotta learn sometime. I mean if you wanna get a job and have kids and stuff.
Junior Floyd: You can have kids without kissing.
Becky O'Shea: Yeah, but you can't get a job. You know, for scientific reasons and stuff.
Junior Floyd: Well become a teacher.
Becky O'Shea: No. Why, do you?
Junior Floyd: No. Ew I just got that vomit taste in my mouth.
Becky O'Shea: Come on, you gotta learn sometime. I mean if you wanna get a job and have kids and stuff.
Junior Floyd: You can have kids without kissing.
Becky O'Shea: Yeah, but you can't get a job. You know, for scientific reasons and stuff.
Junior Floyd: Well become a teacher.
Kevin O'Shea: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Are you nuts?
Rudy Zolteck: It's still good!
Kevin O'Shea: You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox son? What is that?
Butz: Cheetos.
Kevin O'Shea: Crunchy or puffed?
Butz: Puffed.
Kevin O'Shea: Wimp!
[Butz confiscates the food and walks off]
Rudy Zolteck: My mom made that!
Rudy Zolteck: It's still good!
Kevin O'Shea: You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox son? What is that?
Butz: Cheetos.
Kevin O'Shea: Crunchy or puffed?
Butz: Puffed.
Kevin O'Shea: Wimp!
[Butz confiscates the food and walks off]
Rudy Zolteck: My mom made that!
Little Danny: Gee, I must be pretty bad if my own brother won't even pick me.
Little Kevin: Danny, look at it my way.
Little Danny: I stink and you know it. You're perfect and I stink. That's it! The End!
Little Kevin: No, that's not it. It's just that I'm so good that it makes you look really bad.
Little Danny: Are you trying to cheer me up?
Little Kevin: Yeah.
Little Danny: It's not working.
Little Kevin: See, so I stink at something too.
Little Kevin: Danny, look at it my way.
Little Danny: I stink and you know it. You're perfect and I stink. That's it! The End!
Little Kevin: No, that's not it. It's just that I'm so good that it makes you look really bad.
Little Danny: Are you trying to cheer me up?
Little Kevin: Yeah.
Little Danny: It's not working.
Little Kevin: See, so I stink at something too.
Briggs: Ready! Set! Go!
[Kevin takes off in a charging sprint toward a couch cushion, held by Karen]
Karen O'Shea: Kevin! Aah!
[Karen lets go of the cushion and Kevin goes flying out the window, landing crotch first on a tree limb]
Kevin O'Shea: Oh! Doctor!
[in pain, he tilts and falls into their pool]
[Kevin takes off in a charging sprint toward a couch cushion, held by Karen]
Karen O'Shea: Kevin! Aah!
[Karen lets go of the cushion and Kevin goes flying out the window, landing crotch first on a tree limb]
Kevin O'Shea: Oh! Doctor!
[in pain, he tilts and falls into their pool]
Sean Murphy: [as The Cowboys have possession of the ball; to Rudy] Get ready dog breath. Because when I'm finished with you, you'll be farting out of your mouth and talking out of your butt!
Rudy Zolteck: [to Tad] Is that physically possible?
[the Cowboys hike the ball and Spike gains enough yards for a first down; during the play, Murphy sends Rudy flying and landing on his face; After the play, the Little Giants check on Rudy, who's still down]
Tad: Are you all right?
Rudy Zolteck: [Talking out of his butt] I think so.
Tad: [Impressed] Huh! Guess it is possible.
Rudy Zolteck: [to Tad] Is that physically possible?
[the Cowboys hike the ball and Spike gains enough yards for a first down; during the play, Murphy sends Rudy flying and landing on his face; After the play, the Little Giants check on Rudy, who's still down]
Tad: Are you all right?
Rudy Zolteck: [Talking out of his butt] I think so.
Tad: [Impressed] Huh! Guess it is possible.
Danny O'Shea: [disguising his voice as a little old lady] State police? Oh, thank God! My name is Thelma Mae Rogers, I'm 86 years old, I live in Urbania. There are two men down the bridge from the Shell station spying on some kids!
[passes the phone to Timmy, who starts to "cry"]
Danny O'Shea: I just don't think it's right for men their age to be parading around in their underwear!
Timmy Moore: Please, hurry!
Danny O'Shea: Oh no!
[hangs up the phone]
Danny O'Shea: Nice job, Timmy.
[they high five]
[passes the phone to Timmy, who starts to "cry"]
Danny O'Shea: I just don't think it's right for men their age to be parading around in their underwear!
Timmy Moore: Please, hurry!
Danny O'Shea: Oh no!
[hangs up the phone]
Danny O'Shea: Nice job, Timmy.
[they high five]
Danny O'Shea: [Keven and Danny are racing to claim the new player] This whole town may love you, but I'm the only one who knows how truly sick you are!
Kevin O'Shea: I treated you like a prince!
Danny O'Shea: You ignored me!
Kevin O'Shea: I took you to see the Cleveland Indians!
Danny O'Shea: You left me at the stadium!
Kevin O'Shea: I treated you like a prince!
Danny O'Shea: You ignored me!
Kevin O'Shea: I took you to see the Cleveland Indians!
Danny O'Shea: You left me at the stadium!
Danny O'Shea: [When the Giants, losing at the half, want to be put on the injured list] You know, there is something you guys should know. When I was 10 years old, I put myself on the injured list. I never got off.
Timmy Moore: Why?
Danny O'Shea: Cause I didn't get picked a few times, so I started hiding under the bleachers.
Marcus: That's where we belong, under the bleachers.
Danny O'Shea: No you don't. You guys belong out there with those Cowboys. You know how I know that? Because I belong out there with my brother.
Rudy Zolteck: Give us a break, coach. You could never beat Kevin O'Shea at anything!
Danny O'Shea: That's not true. I did beat him once.
Jake Berman: When?
Danny O'Shea: When we were kids. We used to race our bikes down Cherry Hill every day after school. We raced every day and he always beat me, but one time, one time I beat him.
Jake Berman: You beat Kevin down Cherry Hill?
Danny O'Shea: Yes, I did. He ate my dust.
Johnny Vennaro: Big deal. One time.
Tad: You know, one time at Randy Cooper's swim party, I did a backflip off the high dive, and my brother chickened out.
Marcus: Roger chickened out? He's a Marine!
Rudy Zolteck: Ah, that's nothing! One time at the spring carnival, I beat both of my brothers in the Cow Dung Toss.
Tad: You beat Matt and Brett in the turd toss?
Jake Berman: You know, one time I went fishing with my entire family, and I was the only one that didn't throw up.
Marcus: So, what? It still doesn't make us good football players.
Danny O'Shea: Well, wait a second, guys. Who said you had to be good to play football? You play football because you want to. You play football because it's fun. You play football so you could pretend you're Joe Montana throwing a touchdown pass, or Emmitt Smith going for a long run. And even if those Cowboys are better than you guys, even if they beat you 99 times out of 100, that still leaves.
Tad: One time.
Rudy Zolteck: One time.
Junior Floyd: [Smiles] Yeah one time!
Timmy Moore: Why?
Danny O'Shea: Cause I didn't get picked a few times, so I started hiding under the bleachers.
Marcus: That's where we belong, under the bleachers.
Danny O'Shea: No you don't. You guys belong out there with those Cowboys. You know how I know that? Because I belong out there with my brother.
Rudy Zolteck: Give us a break, coach. You could never beat Kevin O'Shea at anything!
Danny O'Shea: That's not true. I did beat him once.
Jake Berman: When?
Danny O'Shea: When we were kids. We used to race our bikes down Cherry Hill every day after school. We raced every day and he always beat me, but one time, one time I beat him.
Jake Berman: You beat Kevin down Cherry Hill?
Danny O'Shea: Yes, I did. He ate my dust.
Johnny Vennaro: Big deal. One time.
Tad: You know, one time at Randy Cooper's swim party, I did a backflip off the high dive, and my brother chickened out.
Marcus: Roger chickened out? He's a Marine!
Rudy Zolteck: Ah, that's nothing! One time at the spring carnival, I beat both of my brothers in the Cow Dung Toss.
Tad: You beat Matt and Brett in the turd toss?
Jake Berman: You know, one time I went fishing with my entire family, and I was the only one that didn't throw up.
Marcus: So, what? It still doesn't make us good football players.
Danny O'Shea: Well, wait a second, guys. Who said you had to be good to play football? You play football because you want to. You play football because it's fun. You play football so you could pretend you're Joe Montana throwing a touchdown pass, or Emmitt Smith going for a long run. And even if those Cowboys are better than you guys, even if they beat you 99 times out of 100, that still leaves.
Tad: One time.
Rudy Zolteck: One time.
Junior Floyd: [Smiles] Yeah one time!
