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A wannabe dad mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on the lam as his newly adopted son.
[from trailer] Calvin: Baby, up up.
Darryl: [after almost getting hit by a truck] It ain't worth it, let me out...
Pops: [after seeing Calvin on the phone and having him at gunpoint] He was using the phone! Darryl: What is wrong with you, man? You look crazy! You're holding a shotgun, wearing some bright red socks. You look like Fred Sanford on crack!
Percy: [while falling to the ground after getting whooped by Darryl] Who is Mike Jones...?
Richard: [about baby Calvin] He's adorable. In a National Geographic sort of way. Is he pygmy?
Pops: [after Calvin suddenly walks into the living room] Hey man, you can't be just popping up like that without warning! For a moment I thought you were Chucky.Bout to... put you in a choke hold!
