Rosie and Alex have been best friends since they were 5, so they couldn't possibly be right for one another...or could they? When it comes to love, life and making the right choices, these two are their own worst enemies.

Dick: [Rosie sees the doctor for the stuck condom in her vagina] Hi, I'm Dick.
Rosie Dunne: Of course, you are.
Rosie Dunne: But if I go to Boston, mom will never speak to me again.
Dennis Dunne: Well, if you don't go, I won't. The choice is yours.
Manager: [Manager comes and reminds him that he is being late] Dennis!
Dennis Dunne: And do me a favour; come back and take that prick's job.
Rosie Dunne: [Rosie hears Alex and Bethany having sex] Oh my god! Is... is that...
Clare: Bethany
Rosie Dunne: So, when you said he was...
Clare: tied up...
Rosie Dunne: you actually meant...
Clare: tied up.
Rosie Dunne: Um, I should go.
Clare: Any second now.
Bethany: [And Clare mocking her] Oh Alex, where did you learn to do that?
[Rosie pukes in Bethany's handbag]
Alex Stewart: Okay, and what what happened to the sex?
Rosie Dunne: This is about the sex!
Alex Stewart: God, you're so fucked up!
Rosie Dunne: Mmm, you have no idea. Huh.
Greg: [Greg closes the car door]
[to Alex]
Greg: See ya.
Alex Stewart: [after Greg left with Rosie]
[thinking to himself about Greg and giggles]
Alex Stewart: Wanker!
Alex Stewart: How do I go about seducing a woman who is apparently out of my league?
Rosie Dunne: Is that a serious question?
Alex Stewart: Yeah, absolutely.
Rosie Dunne: Mmm well, you're at a disadvantage being a, you know,
[whispers]
Rosie Dunne: virgin.
Rosie Dunne: You're lucky she didn't trip over your tongue dragging half way across the ground.
Rosie Dunne: What do you think? Boobs au naturel or pushed up? In? Or out?
Alex Stewart: [surprised] Well, uh, I mean, it depends. Is it
[stammers]
Alex Stewart: for dancing, or is it, um... Hmm...
Rosie Dunne: Who knows?