Mad Max: Fury Road Quotes
A woman rebels against a tyrannical ruler in post apocalyptic Australia in search for her homeland with the help of a group of female prisoners, a psychotic worshiper, and a drifter named Max.
Imperator Furiosa: And how exactly do we take the Citadel, assuming we're still alive by then?
Toast: If can block the pass, it'll be easy. All that's left are his War Pups, and War Boys too sick to fight.
Capable: And we'll be with Nux. He's a War Boy. He'll be bringing us home, bringing back what's stolen, like he's supposed to.
[Everyone turns to look at Nux]
Nux: Yeah... feels like hope.
Toast: If can block the pass, it'll be easy. All that's left are his War Pups, and War Boys too sick to fight.
Capable: And we'll be with Nux. He's a War Boy. He'll be bringing us home, bringing back what's stolen, like he's supposed to.
[Everyone turns to look at Nux]
Nux: Yeah... feels like hope.
[Max proposes turning back and claiming the Citadel]
Keeper of the Seeds: I like this plan... we could start again, just like the old days!
Max Rockatansky: Look, it'll be a hard day.
[points to the horizon]
Max Rockatansky: But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days ride that way... there's nothing but salt.
[points back]
Max Rockatansky: At least that way we might be able to... together... come across some kind of redemption.
[He holds out his hand. After a pause, Furiosa takes it and clasps tight]
Keeper of the Seeds: I like this plan... we could start again, just like the old days!
Max Rockatansky: Look, it'll be a hard day.
[points to the horizon]
Max Rockatansky: But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days ride that way... there's nothing but salt.
[points back]
Max Rockatansky: At least that way we might be able to... together... come across some kind of redemption.
[He holds out his hand. After a pause, Furiosa takes it and clasps tight]
Nux: Immortan, if I can get onto the rig, there's a way inside.
Immortan Joe: What is your name?
Nux: It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.
Immortan Joe: No!
[gives Nux a revolver]
Immortan Joe: Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
Nux: Am I awaited?
Immortan Joe: [sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint] You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
Immortan Joe: What is your name?
Nux: It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.
Immortan Joe: No!
[gives Nux a revolver]
Immortan Joe: Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
Nux: Am I awaited?
Immortan Joe: [sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint] You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
Capable: What are you doing here?
Nux: [Sobbing] He saw it. He saw it all. My own bloodbag driving the rig that killed her.
[Nux begins banging his head]
Capable: Stop doing that! Shh. Stop.
Nux: Three times the gates were opened to me.
Capable: What gates?
Nux: I was awaited in Valhalla. They were calling my name. I should be walking with the Immortan or feasting with the heroes of our time.
Capable: I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.
Nux: I thought that I was spec for something great. I got to... drive a pursuit vehicle, for a while even Larry and Barry stopped chewing my windpipe.
Capable: Who are Larry and Barry?
Nux: My mates.
[Points at his neck tumors]
Nux: Larry and Barry. If they don't get me then the night fevers would.
Nux: [Sobbing] He saw it. He saw it all. My own bloodbag driving the rig that killed her.
[Nux begins banging his head]
Capable: Stop doing that! Shh. Stop.
Nux: Three times the gates were opened to me.
Capable: What gates?
Nux: I was awaited in Valhalla. They were calling my name. I should be walking with the Immortan or feasting with the heroes of our time.
Capable: I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.
Nux: I thought that I was spec for something great. I got to... drive a pursuit vehicle, for a while even Larry and Barry stopped chewing my windpipe.
Capable: Who are Larry and Barry?
Nux: My mates.
[Points at his neck tumors]
Nux: Larry and Barry. If they don't get me then the night fevers would.
[Max appears and heads off Furiosa, the Wives, and the Vuvalini. They brake to a stop, and Max shows Furiosa a map]
Max Rockatansky: [points to the Citadel] All right. This is your way home.
Imperator Furiosa: [incredulous] We go back?
Max Rockatansky: Mmm.
Toast: [incredulous] Back?
Max Rockatansky: Yeah.
The Dag: I thought you weren't insane anymore.
Max Rockatansky: [points to the Citadel] All right. This is your way home.
Imperator Furiosa: [incredulous] We go back?
Max Rockatansky: Mmm.
Toast: [incredulous] Back?
Max Rockatansky: Yeah.
The Dag: I thought you weren't insane anymore.
Toast: [counting their remaining bullets] Well, we've only got four for big boy here, so he's all but useless.
[holds up a tiny derringer]
Toast: But we can squirt off this little pinkie a raunchy twenty-nine times.
The Dag: Angharad used to call them anti-seed.
Cheedo the Fragile: Plant one and watch something die.
[holds up a tiny derringer]
Toast: But we can squirt off this little pinkie a raunchy twenty-nine times.
The Dag: Angharad used to call them anti-seed.
Cheedo the Fragile: Plant one and watch something die.
The Valkyrie: It'll take two weeks to skirt the wall of mountains.
Max Rockatansky: No. I suggest we go back the same way we came. Through the canyon.
Toast: [after a pause] It's open - we know that, right? He brought all his war parties through.
Max Rockatansky: So we take the War Rig and charge it right through the middle of them. We can decouple the tanker at the pass, shut it off behind us.
Keeper of the Seeds: [she and the Dag make the same gesture] Kaboom!
[laughter]
Max Rockatansky: No. I suggest we go back the same way we came. Through the canyon.
Toast: [after a pause] It's open - we know that, right? He brought all his war parties through.
Max Rockatansky: So we take the War Rig and charge it right through the middle of them. We can decouple the tanker at the pass, shut it off behind us.
Keeper of the Seeds: [she and the Dag make the same gesture] Kaboom!
[laughter]
The Vuvalini: What's there to find at the Citadel?
Max Rockatansky: Green.
Toast: And water. There's a ridiculous amount of clear water. And a lot of crops.
The Dag: It's got everything you need, as long as you're not afraid of heights.
Keeper of the Seeds: Where does the water come from?
Toast: [re: Immortan Joe] He pumps it up from deep within the earth. He calls it "Aqua Cola" and claims it all for himself.
The Dag: And because he owns it, he owns all of us.
Keeper of the Seeds: I don't like him already.
Max Rockatansky: Green.
Toast: And water. There's a ridiculous amount of clear water. And a lot of crops.
The Dag: It's got everything you need, as long as you're not afraid of heights.
Keeper of the Seeds: Where does the water come from?
Toast: [re: Immortan Joe] He pumps it up from deep within the earth. He calls it "Aqua Cola" and claims it all for himself.
The Dag: And because he owns it, he owns all of us.
Keeper of the Seeds: I don't like him already.
Max Rockatansky: Hey - you need to take the War Rig half a klick down the track.
Imperator Furiosa: What if you're not back by the time the engines are cooled?
Max Rockatansky: [looks back, then shrugs] Well, you keep movin'.
[heads off towards the Bullet Farmer's gunfire]
Toast: What do you suppose he's gonna do?
Imperator Furiosa: Retaliate first.
Imperator Furiosa: What if you're not back by the time the engines are cooled?
Max Rockatansky: [looks back, then shrugs] Well, you keep movin'.
[heads off towards the Bullet Farmer's gunfire]
Toast: What do you suppose he's gonna do?
Imperator Furiosa: Retaliate first.
The Dag: [to her belly] Stay right where you are, little Joe. Kind of lost his novelty out here.
Keeper of the Seeds: You're having a baby?
The Dag: Warlord, Jr... It's gonna be so ugly.
Keeper of the Seeds: It could be a girl!
[pause]
The Dag: You kill people with that, do you?
Keeper of the Seeds: Killed everyone I've ever met out here. Headshots all of, snap! Right on the medulla.
The Dag: I thought some of you girls were above all that.
Keeper of the Seeds: [after a pause] Come here. Take a peek.
The Dag: [gasping] Seeds.
Keeper of the Seeds: This are from home. Heirlooms. The real thing. I plant one every chance I get.
The Dag: Where?
Keeper of the Seeds: So far nothing's took. Earth's too sour.
The Dag: Ah! So many different kinds.
Keeper of the Seeds: Trees, flowers, fruit. Back then everyone had they field. Back then there was no need to snap anybody.
Keeper of the Seeds: You're having a baby?
The Dag: Warlord, Jr... It's gonna be so ugly.
Keeper of the Seeds: It could be a girl!
[pause]
The Dag: You kill people with that, do you?
Keeper of the Seeds: Killed everyone I've ever met out here. Headshots all of, snap! Right on the medulla.
The Dag: I thought some of you girls were above all that.
Keeper of the Seeds: [after a pause] Come here. Take a peek.
The Dag: [gasping] Seeds.
Keeper of the Seeds: This are from home. Heirlooms. The real thing. I plant one every chance I get.
The Dag: Where?
Keeper of the Seeds: So far nothing's took. Earth's too sour.
The Dag: Ah! So many different kinds.
Keeper of the Seeds: Trees, flowers, fruit. Back then everyone had they field. Back then there was no need to snap anybody.
