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A traveling art saleswoman tries to shake off a flaky motel manager who falls for her and won't leave her alone.
Mike: What about kids? Do you want to have kids? Sue Claussen: [avoiding the question] You know what was really great about that Yoga class? Mike: ? Sue Claussen: It was the breathing stuff. I don't do that. Mike: Breathe? Sue Claussen: There are days where I have to instruct my heart to request additional air [takes a deep breath] Sue Claussen: and I have to tell myself "Breathe, Sue. Just keep breathing." [exhales] Sue Claussen: Yes, I want kids.
Sue Claussen: Compact fluorescents. [showing her apartment for the 1st time] Mike: Oh, too bad.
Sue Claussen: I wrote you a Haiku. Do you wanna hear it? Mike: Sure. Sue Claussen: Mike, oh Mike, my man Keeps showing up like UPS Sue, you're such a bitch. Mike: ...I like it!
Mike: Take care of yourself a little... so that the people who love you don't feel like they're annoying you!
Mike: Maryland is for... lovers. Bumper sticker? Sue Claussen: Virginia. Virginia is for lovers. Maryland is for crabs.