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My high-school years were so mediocre - I moved out when I was 16 and started living with my girlfriend who was 10 years older. Apart from that, I was just a video nerd.Jason Reitman
Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown away.Arthur Helps
I have trouble with direction, because I have trouble with authority. I was not a good Marine.Gene Hackman
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'Steven Wright
When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you don't want to have anymore. You don't think about her anymore. Or ex-husband. You just don't.Danica Patrick