Marmaduke Quotes
A suburban family moves to a new neighborhood with their large yet lovable Great Dane, who has a tendency to wreak havoc in his own oblivious way.
Marmaduke: [Ending scene, going to sleep with Phil and Debbie again]
[Whispering]
Marmaduke: Wait for it... Wait for it...
[Marmaduke farts loudly]
Phil Winslow: Oh, Marmaduke!
Debbie Winslow: Marmaduke!
Phil Winslow: What did you eat?
Carlos: Man, you got a serious problem.
Marmaduke: [laughs] It never gets old.
[Whispering]
Marmaduke: Wait for it... Wait for it...
[Marmaduke farts loudly]
Phil Winslow: Oh, Marmaduke!
Debbie Winslow: Marmaduke!
Phil Winslow: What did you eat?
Carlos: Man, you got a serious problem.
Marmaduke: [laughs] It never gets old.
Marmaduke: [Laying down in bed with Phil and Debbie] Wait for it... Wait for it...
[Marmaduke farts loudly]
Phil Winslow, Debbie Winslow: Marmaduke!
Phil Winslow: What did you eat?
Debbie Winslow: Ew!
Marmaduke: [Chuckles] I know it's juvenile, but it's all I've got. So there you have it. Day in the life of old Marmaduke here.
Debbie Winslow: This is really bad.
Marmaduke: Guys, I am sorry. T-that was - that was a little much, even for me. Bad Marmaduke. All right, enough. Lights out.
[Marmaduke farts loudly]
Phil Winslow, Debbie Winslow: Marmaduke!
Phil Winslow: What did you eat?
Debbie Winslow: Ew!
Marmaduke: [Chuckles] I know it's juvenile, but it's all I've got. So there you have it. Day in the life of old Marmaduke here.
Debbie Winslow: This is really bad.
Marmaduke: Guys, I am sorry. T-that was - that was a little much, even for me. Bad Marmaduke. All right, enough. Lights out.
Phil Winslow: Come on, I feel like we're forgetting something.
Debbie Winslow: We have everything, but the furniture and the dog.
Phil Winslow: Look at him, he's just sitting there.
Debbie Winslow: I know.
Phil Winslow: You think he'll be okay here alone?
Debbie Winslow: I think he'll be fine. He's got food and water, and I'm having Laura from down the street look in on him.
Phil Winslow: Right, right. I mean what's the worst that could happen? He has a party? Invite his girlfriend over?
Marmaduke: [after they left the house] Yes and... yes!
Debbie Winslow: We have everything, but the furniture and the dog.
Phil Winslow: Look at him, he's just sitting there.
Debbie Winslow: I know.
Phil Winslow: You think he'll be okay here alone?
Debbie Winslow: I think he'll be fine. He's got food and water, and I'm having Laura from down the street look in on him.
Phil Winslow: Right, right. I mean what's the worst that could happen? He has a party? Invite his girlfriend over?
Marmaduke: [after they left the house] Yes and... yes!
Marmaduke: Out here, the dog park is like high school for dogs. You got you're jocks and you're cheerleaders.
[cheerleader dog gets hit by a freebie: Freebie!]
Marmaduke: you're drama geeks.
[a cop pretends to shoot two dogs: Bang bang! they fall over. a dog in a hand bag: I've been in this for so long I can't feel my legs]
Marmaduke: And you're bully's, the pedigrees.
Bosco: Check out those ears, can you even fly with those things all what?
[Thunder and Lighting laugh]
Marmaduke: You think my ears are too big?
Carlos: Those things are huge. Do friends fly free?
[cheerleader dog gets hit by a freebie: Freebie!]
Marmaduke: you're drama geeks.
[a cop pretends to shoot two dogs: Bang bang! they fall over. a dog in a hand bag: I've been in this for so long I can't feel my legs]
Marmaduke: And you're bully's, the pedigrees.
Bosco: Check out those ears, can you even fly with those things all what?
[Thunder and Lighting laugh]
Marmaduke: You think my ears are too big?
Carlos: Those things are huge. Do friends fly free?
