High schooler Greg, who spends most of his time making parodies of classic movies with his co-worker Earl, finds his outlook forever altered after befriending a classmate who has just been diagnosed with cancer.

Greg: Ugh, tests... I've been there.
Earl: You gonna play with them titties?
Earl: Dude, where you at? Imma gonna eat your squid
Greg: One last thing. Hot girls destroy your life. That's just a fact.
Greg: We make films. We've been making them since we were little...
Limo Driver: So you love this girl?
Greg: Uh, no. I wouldn't go that far.