A sports agent stages an unconventional recruitment strategy to get talented Indian cricket players to play Major League Baseball.

JB: [on phone] How fast do they pitch in cricket?
[pause]
JB: Fine, bowl. How fast do they bowl in cricket?
Aash: My wife loves it when I have to take a cab home because I'm too intoxicated to drive.
JB: [referring to Brenda] She's not my type.
Aash: Why, because she's not a model?
JB: Yeah, she's not a model.
JB: [referring to Cricket] It looks like an insane asylum opened up and all the inmates were allowed to play.
Tom House: [Seeing Dinesh's "flamingo" pitching stance] We might have to tweak that a little.
JB: Are they all here for us?
Vivek: Yes, JB.
JB: This is awesome!