Minions Quotes
Minions Stuart, Kevin and Bob are recruited by Scarlett Overkill, a super-villain who, alongside her inventor husband Herb, hatches a plot to take over the world.
[from trailer]
Herb Overkill: Woah! These guys are pumped!
Scarlett Overkill: Maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story.
Bob the Minion: Bedtime story?
Scarlett Overkill: Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. The pigs encountered a big, bad wolf, who hired the three pigs to come work for her. One day, the pigs did something very stupid, so the wolf huffed, and puffed and she BLEW THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! The end.
Herb Overkill: Woah! These guys are pumped!
Scarlett Overkill: Maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story.
Bob the Minion: Bedtime story?
Scarlett Overkill: Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. The pigs encountered a big, bad wolf, who hired the three pigs to come work for her. One day, the pigs did something very stupid, so the wolf huffed, and puffed and she BLEW THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! The end.
Tower Guard: So... You came for the queen's crown, did ya? Well, you're gonna have to get through me! The keeper of her crown!
[Kevin, Stuart and Bob laugh, because the tower guard is in the wrong direction]
Kevin the Minion: [mockingly] "You're gonna have to get through me!"
[gets hit in the head by a cane]
Kevin the Minion: Ow, hey!
Tower Guard: You!
[hits Kevin right between his legs with his cane]
Kevin the Minion: Aaaaahhhhh! Huh? Hehe.
[Kevin, Stuart and Bob laugh, because the tower guard is in the wrong direction]
Kevin the Minion: [mockingly] "You're gonna have to get through me!"
[gets hit in the head by a cane]
Kevin the Minion: Ow, hey!
Tower Guard: You!
[hits Kevin right between his legs with his cane]
Kevin the Minion: Aaaaahhhhh! Huh? Hehe.
[from trailer]
Kevin the Minion: Ah, hehehehe.
Stuart the Minion: [backs off Kevin] No no no no, Kevin, let me do it, let me do it, spita.
[holds up his hand, tries to get the tar truck to stop, but fails and falls back]
Kevin the Minion: [laughs]
[mockingly]
Kevin the Minion: No no no no, let me do it, let me do it, spita!
Stuart the Minion: Macao.
[lifts up rock]
Stuart the Minion: Mackaro!
[throws it and lays on it unhappily]
Kevin the Minion: [gets his cardboard sign ready, a car is honking and stops]
Bob the Minion: NO!
[coughing]
Kevin the Minion: [nervously holds up sign reading "Orlando"]
Madge Nelson: [opens car door and takes off her sunglasses] Oh Walter, look, these adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando too!
Kevin the Minion: Ah, hehehehe.
Stuart the Minion: [backs off Kevin] No no no no, Kevin, let me do it, let me do it, spita.
[holds up his hand, tries to get the tar truck to stop, but fails and falls back]
Kevin the Minion: [laughs]
[mockingly]
Kevin the Minion: No no no no, let me do it, let me do it, spita!
Stuart the Minion: Macao.
[lifts up rock]
Stuart the Minion: Mackaro!
[throws it and lays on it unhappily]
Kevin the Minion: [gets his cardboard sign ready, a car is honking and stops]
Bob the Minion: NO!
[coughing]
Kevin the Minion: [nervously holds up sign reading "Orlando"]
Madge Nelson: [opens car door and takes off her sunglasses] Oh Walter, look, these adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando too!
