A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his ... See full summary »

Cindi Whitehall: Eugene?
Eugene Bell: Cindi.
Cindi Whitehall: Oh, my God! I can't believe this! When did you wake up?
Eugene Bell: About three days ago.
Cindi Whitehall: How did you find me?
Eugene Bell: It wasn't too hard.
Cindi Whitehall: What does that mean?
Eugene Bell: Where have you been?
Cindi Whitehall: What?
Eugene Bell: Where have you been?
Cindi Whitehall: I've been a couple of places. Been working.
Eugene Bell: Working? Working as what? A whore?
Horsedick.MPEG: When you give something to a bitch, they don't do nothin' but take. That's why I don't give 'em nothin' but the dick. 'Cause they can't take that away. You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, ELEVEN o' them honeys! Ain't a Playmate there I ain't tagged yet.
Tucker Cleigh: Well the country is like, what, 10 states wide? And each state is roughly 100 miles across. So that's like 1000 miles. We're going about 60 miles an hour, so we should be there in like 600 minutes.