Monsters University Quotes
A look at the relationship between Mike and Sulley during their days at Monsters University -- when they weren't necessarily the best of friends.
Mike Wazowski: Um, h... hello? Fella
[as he and Sully walk down the basement into a candlelit are, where O.K fraternity surround it, wearing black clocks]
Don: Do you, pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood.
Mike Wazowski: [Terri and Terry hit Mike with a cricket bat] OW!
Terry: Do you swear to keep secret.
Terri: All that you learn
Art: No matter, how horrifying.
Sulley: [Squishy hit Sulley with cricket bat] Hey!
Squishy: Will take the scared oath of the...
[initiation interrupted by someone, turning on the lights]
Don: For crying out loud.
Ms. Squibbles: Sweetie, turn the lights on when your down here. You're going ruin your eyes.
Squishy: MOM, WE'RE DOING AN INITIATION!
Ms. Squibbles: Oh Scary, well go on. Just pretend that I'm not here
[turns off half the lights, and walk downstairs to the washing machine]
Squishy: This is my mom's house. Do you promise to look out for your brothers?
[Mrs. Squibbles turns on the laundry dial loudly]
Squishy: No what the peril?
[Laundry machine runs noisily]
Squishy: ... WILL YOU DEFEND OOZMA KAPPA? NO MATTER HOW DANGEROUS?NO MATTER HOW INSURMOUNTABLE? THE ODDS MAYBE? FROM EVILS BOTH GREAT AND SMALL? IN THE FACE OF UNENDING PAIN AND... OH FORGET IT. You're in.
[as he and Sully walk down the basement into a candlelit are, where O.K fraternity surround it, wearing black clocks]
Don: Do you, pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood.
Mike Wazowski: [Terri and Terry hit Mike with a cricket bat] OW!
Terry: Do you swear to keep secret.
Terri: All that you learn
Art: No matter, how horrifying.
Sulley: [Squishy hit Sulley with cricket bat] Hey!
Squishy: Will take the scared oath of the...
[initiation interrupted by someone, turning on the lights]
Don: For crying out loud.
Ms. Squibbles: Sweetie, turn the lights on when your down here. You're going ruin your eyes.
Squishy: MOM, WE'RE DOING AN INITIATION!
Ms. Squibbles: Oh Scary, well go on. Just pretend that I'm not here
[turns off half the lights, and walk downstairs to the washing machine]
Squishy: This is my mom's house. Do you promise to look out for your brothers?
[Mrs. Squibbles turns on the laundry dial loudly]
Squishy: No what the peril?
[Laundry machine runs noisily]
Squishy: ... WILL YOU DEFEND OOZMA KAPPA? NO MATTER HOW DANGEROUS?NO MATTER HOW INSURMOUNTABLE? THE ODDS MAYBE? FROM EVILS BOTH GREAT AND SMALL? IN THE FACE OF UNENDING PAIN AND... OH FORGET IT. You're in.
Don: Sherri and I are engaged.
Mike Wazowski: Who's Sherri?
Squishy: [Embarrased] She's my Mom.
Don: Don't worry Scott. I don't want you to think of me as your new dad. After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
Squishy: This is so weird.
Don: Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother. Wait, hold on, we're brothers who share the same mom slash wife.
Mike Wazowski: Who's Sherri?
Squishy: [Embarrased] She's my Mom.
Don: Don't worry Scott. I don't want you to think of me as your new dad. After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
Squishy: This is so weird.
Don: Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother. Wait, hold on, we're brothers who share the same mom slash wife.
[Frank McCay, right after doing his scare on the Scare Floor, is surprised to see Mike right behind him]
Frank McCay: That was real dangerous kid! I didn't even know you were in there. Good job!
[Gives Mike his MU Cap]
Mrs. Graves: What have you to say for yourself?
Young Mike: How do I become a Scarer?
Frank McCay: That was real dangerous kid! I didn't even know you were in there. Good job!
[Gives Mike his MU Cap]
Mrs. Graves: What have you to say for yourself?
Young Mike: How do I become a Scarer?
[Mike notices that his settings on the Scare Simulator had been set to the Lowest Difficult instead of the Highest like the others, which is how he broke the record in the Final Challenge of the Scare Games, beating the RORs]
Sulley: C'mon Mike, I don't think you should be messing with that. Mike?
Mike Wazowski: Did you do this?
Sulley: Look Mike...
Mike Wazowski: Did *you* do this?
Sulley: [sighs] Yes I did.
Mike Wazowski: But why?
Sulley: It was, well, you know, incase we lost.
Mike Wazowski: [Feeling upset] You don't think I'm scary! I thought you believed in me. But you're just like Hardscrabble, and everyone else!
Sulley: I was just trying to help!
Sulley: I didn't need your help! I'm way scarier than you! I'm scarier than any of you!
Sulley: Well what else was I supposed to do? Let the whole team down because you don't have it!
[Offended by that, Mike storms off, and Sulley begins to feel sorry for himself]
Sulley: Mike wait!
[the rest of their team standing nearby heard everything, and Squishy sadly drops their Scare Games trophy to the ground]
Sulley: C'mon Mike, I don't think you should be messing with that. Mike?
Mike Wazowski: Did you do this?
Sulley: Look Mike...
Mike Wazowski: Did *you* do this?
Sulley: [sighs] Yes I did.
Mike Wazowski: But why?
Sulley: It was, well, you know, incase we lost.
Mike Wazowski: [Feeling upset] You don't think I'm scary! I thought you believed in me. But you're just like Hardscrabble, and everyone else!
Sulley: I was just trying to help!
Sulley: I didn't need your help! I'm way scarier than you! I'm scarier than any of you!
Sulley: Well what else was I supposed to do? Let the whole team down because you don't have it!
[Offended by that, Mike storms off, and Sulley begins to feel sorry for himself]
Sulley: Mike wait!
[the rest of their team standing nearby heard everything, and Squishy sadly drops their Scare Games trophy to the ground]
