[after Bond has escaped] Kamal Khan: Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.
Vijay: Is he still there? Q: You must be joking! Double-0 seven on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!
[Q's mechanized version of the "Indian Rope Trick" malfunctions] James Bond: Having trouble getting it up, Q?
James Bond: [looking at the tattoo on Magda's back] What is that? Magda: That's my little octopussy.
[Confronting James Bond] Kamal Khan: You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving. James Bond: You know what they say about the fittest.
[General Orlov tries to board the circus train, but is shot down by the German border guards. General Gogol, who by now learned about Orlov's scheme, approaches the fatally-injured man, looking at him disdainfully] General Anatoly Gogol: [contemptuously] A common thief. A disgrace to the uniform! Orlov: Yes, but tomorrow, I shall be a hero of the Soviet Union. [despite his pain, Orlov smiles faintly, and then dies]
General Anatoly Gogol: I believe I express the opinion of everyone present that adoption of NATO proposals does not compromise our defensive position. Orlov: [clears throat] Comrade Chairman. Soviet Chairman: General Orlov. Orlov: General Gogol is presumptuous. He speaks for himself and others who cling to *timid*, outdated and unrealistic policies! Must I remind you, the committee, of our *overwhelming* superiority over NATO forces before we give it away?
Kamal Khan: Spend the money quickly, Mister Bond.
Q: [being kissed by Octopussy's girls after knocking out a bandit] Cut it out! We don't have time for that! Later perhaps.
Orlov: The West is decadent and divided!
Magda: I guess this is good night. James Bond: I could come in for a nightcap. [Gobinda puts a hand in front of Magda's door] James Bond: Some other time perhaps. James Bond: [Gobinda walks Bond back to his room] I don't suppose you'd care for a nightcap?
Orlov: [enters the trailer, sees Bond in Mischka's 'Twin One' clothes from behind and mistakes him for Mischka] Leave that! Let's go. James Bond: [turns around, facing Orlov with pointed gun] Let's stay. Sit on that box. Hands on your knees. Come on, move! Now why is that bomb on the train? Orlov: Who are you? James Bond: I'm British Secret Service. Orlov: You should be more concerned about getting out of here alive. James Bond: I am more concerned about an atomic bomb exploding on a US Air Force base in West Germany! You surely can't be inviting a nuclear war? What happens when the US retaliates? Orlov: [grinning] Against whom? James Bond: [frowning, realizing Orlov's scheme] My God... of course. Our early-warning system will rule out the bomb having come from Russia or anywhere else. Everyone will assume incorrectly... that it was a American bomb triggered accidentally. Orlov: Yes, that would be the most plausible explanation. James Bond: Europe and NATO will then insist on full nuclear disarmament... and leaving every border undefended for you and the Warsaw Pact to walk across at will! Orlov: You took the words right out of my mouth. James Bond: And I suppose it doesn't matter a damn to you that thousands of innocent people will be killed in this little "accident" of yours? Orlov: Better than letting a handful of old men in Moscow bargain away our advantage in disarmament talks! James Bond: On your feet, General. You're going to stop that train. Orlov: [they hear hoot as the train starts to move off] It's too late. James Bond: You can stop it at the border. [suddenly the door opens. Bond turns around to see a Russian soldier. Bond kills the soldier before he manages to point his rifle, and meanwhile Orlov escapes]
M: Remember, 007, you're on your own. James Bond: Well, thank you, sir. That's a great comfort.
Kamal Khan: [preparing to leave the circus, where a bomb is placed] General, excuse me. I have some traveling arrangements to make. Enjoy the show. US general: Thank you. US aide: I'm sure the general will get a big blast out of this. Kamal Khan: I know he won't be disappointed.
Jim Fanning: [after Bond bids for the egg] Have you gone mad? James Bond: Let's see how badly he wants it.
[Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon] James Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q? Q: It goes by hot air. James Bond: Oh, then you can.
James Bond: [bad guys are chasing Bond and Vijay] Vijay, we've got company! Vijay: No problem, this is a company car. [car accelerates through crowds]
Octopussy: Who is he? Kamal Kahn: Englishman. Likes eggs, preferably Faberge, and dice, preferably loaded.
[first lines] James Bond: You didn't tell me there was going to be this much security. Bianca: They moved the flight up to this afternoon. James Bond: Well, we're going to have to go ahead as planned anyway. [Bianca hands an ID badge with the name 'Luis Toro' to Bond] James Bond: Toro. Sounds like a load of bull.
James Bond: [the real Col. Luis Toro has found Bond] Well, it's small world. You're a Toro, too!
[Twin Two throws several knives at Bond, which pass through his clothes, pinning him to a cabin door] Twin Two: [draws another knife] And this... for my brother... [Bond plucks one of the knives from the door, and throws it at Twin Two, hitting him fatally in his stomach] James Bond: And that's for 009!
Q: [Q is demonstrating a pen filled with acid] Dissolves all metals. James Bond: Wonderful for poison pen letters... Q: Pay attention, 007!
James Bond: [handing Q his coat] Do you think you can help me? Someone seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet. Q: Oh, and missed you, did they? What a pity!
Octopussy: A paid assassin. James Bond: When I kill it is on the specific orders of my Government.
Magda: I need refilling.
[Bond is dragged from a river onto a tour boat] Woman on Tour Boat: Are you with our group? James Bond: No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!
[last lines] [Bond is in traction] Octopussy: I wish... James Bond: What? Octopussy: I wish you weren't in such a weakened condition. [Bond releases himself from traction] Octopussy: Oh, James. [Bond kisses Octopussy passionately] Octopussy: James!
[Vijay has just stopped some bad guys with his tennis racket] Vijay: Game, set and match!
Front Desk Clerk: I hope you have a pleasant stay. [Bond eyes a beauty nearby who smiles at him] James Bond: I'm, ah, sure I will.
Gobinda: The Englishman has escaped! Kamal Khan: He won't go very far. We'll track him.
Magda: He suggests a trade. The egg for your life. James Bond: Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn't that a little high?
Q: There's no time for that... later perhaps.
James Bond: [using Kamal's loaded dice to beat him in backgammon] Double sixes. Fancy that!
Fakir: [Bond fights one of the thugs, throwing him onto a bed of nails] Get out of my bed!
James Bond: [handing a wad of Indian cash to his accomplice] That should keep you in curry for a few weeks.
James Bond: [runs into a tiger in the jungle] Sit!
Kamal Khan: Have a seat and play Mister... uh... James Bond: Bond, James Bond.
M: You had no business bidding for that egg! What would you have done if you'd had been stuck with it? James Bond: Then I would have claimed it was a fake, sir... and not paid. M: Not paid? James Bond: Here is the real one. I swiped it with the fake at the auction. M: Good God. And what happens when the buyer discovers this? James Bond: He complains. M: Well? James Bond: I don't think he will complain. According to Fanning, this Kamal usually sells. Now he buys. I think the fake will smoke him out. I had a tail follow him to Heathrow, where he caught a plane to Delhi. M: You must go there, too. I'll have Sadruddin, our man at Station I, there to assist you. James Bond: Yes, well, I have exactly 35 minutes to catch that plane. M: Oh, Bond... sign a chit for that egg on your way out... it's government property now.
James Bond: [he tosses all his money to the crowd] Easy comes, easy goes!