Open Season 2

Open Season 2 Quotes

After falling head over hooves in love with Giselle, Elliot's road to the altar takes a slight detour when Mr. Weenie is kidnapped by a group of pampered pets determined to return him to his owners.

Roberto: Come on, Fifi. I think a bald spot makes you look more sophisticated. Singe is the new pompadour.
Roberto: How long do you think it'll be till we stop? 'Cause I gotta poop. Seriously, I gotta poop really bad.
Fifi: I said that it was going to be a long ride, but you never listen. Just like when I told you not to eat that leftover burrito grande.
Gas Station Attendant: May I suggest you trying our famous pecan roll? I make them myself. They're inside. For a buck. Two for two dollars.
Fifi: I have had it! No more! The wild animals have pushed me too far! The next Wild I see crawl out of that forest, if they don't have their papers, they are getting a full-Fifi-smackdown! This... Is... War!
Mr. Weenie: [after realizing Boog has tricked him] I can't believe I fell for that! I must never be weak again! You don't know what it was like living with the humans! If they say sit, you sit. If they say fetch, you fetch! You must stay alert, or they will steal our freedom and lock us up forever and ever!
Elliot: Weenie. When did you get here?
Mr. Weenie: Don't you see. Boog, McSquizzy, Giselle. They'll all be torn to pieces.
Elliot: Torn to "pizzas"?
Mr. Weenie: Pieces, you strudelkopf.
Elliot: It's me! Elliot.
Fifi: Who is Elliot?
Elliot: I am. And I'm here to rescue my lady, kick butt and take names? What's your name?
[gets captured and is tied up]
Elliot: Wow. Did anybody see that coming?
All: Yes.
Roberto: Even Roger saw that coming.
Roger: I did?
Boog: Elliot: Isn't this great, Boog?
Elliot: Boog: What's great?
Boog: Elliot: You know, not great that Weenie's been kidnapped, but great that we're living life on the edge. It's just like old times. Two guys, out on the road!
Mr. Weenie: Where are the others?
Elliot: Oh, they're rescuing Mr. Weenie and Buddy. Hey, Buddy.
[Just before Boog saves him]
Roberto: Finally. Some alone time.

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