Brilliant, flamboyant master criminal Michael Lynch is more interested in his image and his posterity than the actual profit from his ill-gotten gains.

Michael Lynch: His story's so stupid it's probably true.
Alec: [to hostages, flaunting his automatic weapon] Say hello to my little friend!
Christine Lynch: [to Michael] You know what you are? Wouldn't be everybody's cup of tea, but it suits me.
Michael Lynch: [to his gang] The trick is they'll never beat you if you stick together and stay loyal.
Noel Quigley: [after shooting up the Caravaggio painting to get the criminals] Fuck art!