Pat Paulsen — American Comedian born on July 06, 1927, died on December 30, 1997

Patrick Layton "Pat" Paulsen was an American comedian and satirist notable for his roles on several of the Smothers Brothers TV shows, and for his campaigns for President of the United States in 1968, 1972, 1980, 1988, 1992, and 1996, which had primarily comedic rather than political objectives, although his campaigns generated some protest votes for him... (wikipedia)

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.
Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!