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At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house.
Kathy Johnson: Why don't we just buy some condoms and jerk off some homeless guys. Oh, like that didn't occur to anyone else?
[repeated line] Babs Cohen: [to a random woman] Nice legs. What time do they open?
[the girls are asleep on the floor of a bathroom] Monique: Move over Maxine! Maxine Picker: I can't help it. I'm large boned. Monique: Maxine, your ass does not really count as a bone.
[sleeping in a bathtub in an overcrowned bathroom] Tonya: Babs, will you please stop grabbing my ass? Babs Cohen: Sorry, I thought that was mine.
Eddie Johnson: I don't understand why you are doing this. Kathy Johnson: I just can't live with you anymore. So, I'm going back to college. Eddie Johnson: But why do you want to move here when you live in Coral Beach? How many times do I have to tell you that I'm sorry? Kathy Johnson: Sorry doesn't cut it. Ever since you decided to park your car in someone else's garage. And by car, I mean cock! Daughter: Mommy, what's a... Eddie Johnson: [interrupting] It's a rooster.
Derek: [shocked by Victoria's critique of his penis] Little? Victoria English: Tiny... like a baby's dick.