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An adventurous girl, a young blind hermit and a goofy two headed dragon race to find the lost sword Excalibur to save King Arthur and Camelot from disaster.
Ruber: [after the giant ogre sits on him] The ogre's butt.
[Lying under the giant ogre] Gryphon: Well, at lest things can't get any worse! Ruber: Wanna bet?
Lady Juliana: You're mad. Ruber: I'm *so* glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.
Ruber: Charming singalong. Now let's get down to business. I've waited a long time for this. What about my new land? King Arthur: Sir Ruber, always thinking of yourself. As knights of the roundtable, our obligation is to the people. Not to ourselves. Lands will be divided to each persons needs. Ruber: Then I need more than everyone. I wouldn't have supported you all these years if I knew you were running a charity. Sir Lionel: The king has decided! Ruber: Then it's time for a new king. And I vote for me. Sir Lionel: I will not serve under a false king! Ruber: Then serve... a dead one! Ruber: [moves in to attack Arthur]
Kayley: [dancing with Garret at their knighting ceremony] [of the hall of people] Kayley: Oh, Garret! Isn't this everything you ever dreamed of? Garrett: Hmm... Not quite *everything*... [spins Kayley into his arms]
Garrett: [singing] Like every tree stands on its own,/ Reaching for the the sky, I stand alone./ I share my world with no one else./ All by myself, I stand alone/ I've seen your world/ With these very eyes./ Don't come any closer,/ Don't even try./ I've felt all the pain,/ Heard all the lies,/ But in my world, there's no comprimise./ Like every tree stands on its own,/ Reaching for the the sky, I stand alone./ I share my world with no one else./ All by myself, I stand alone.
Garrett: [singing] I know the sound of each rock and stone./ I embrace what others fear./ You are not to roam in this forgotten place./ Just the likes of me are welcome here./ Everything breathes and I know each breath./ For me it means life, for others it's death/ Perfectly balanced,/ Perfectly planned,/ More than enough for this man.
[after Ruber melds Excalibur to his arm with his potion] Ruber: Don't worry, Julianna. I'll make sure Arthur gets it back. Or gets it in the back.
Lady Juliana: Ruber. Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single... Lady Juliana: Impertinent pig. Ruber: Is that a no?
Cornwall: Eh, you're better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People'd throw darts at him. Devon: How can you be so cold-blooded? Cornwall: I'm a reptile.
Ruber: You've been quite annoying, for a girl.
Bladebeak: You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel - clucky? Well, do ya... punk?
Kayley: Camelot! Oh Garrett, it's so beautiful! I wish you could see it. Garrett: I have seen it. And there was no place for me. [hands her Excalibur] Kayley: Garrett, what's wrong? Garrett: Take Excalibur to Authur. You don't have much time. [Turns back towards the Forbidden Forest] Kayley: [Runs ahead of him, blocking his path] But we'll deliver the sword together. Garrett: No. You deliver it. I... I don't belong in that world. [Moves past her] Garrett: Come on, Ayden. Kayley: [softly] But you belong in mine.
King Arthur: You may kill me... but you'll never destroy the ideals of Camelot. Ruber: Well, I've got to start somewhere.
Ruber: A spear. How Stone Age. A king would hold a nobler weapon. A king would hold *Excalibur*!
[after Cornwall and Devon fall off the edge of a cliff] Cornwall: Houston, we have a problem.
Minion: Nothing can stop Ruber's plan to take over Camelot. Lady Juliana: You don't know my daughter.
Bladebeak: Dragon a la king. It's such a pleasant change from - -chicken?
Ruber: Find them all and report back to me! Did you hear me? Gryphon: Sorry, Master. My mouth was full. Ruber: Typical! Of all the evil creatures in the world, I had to find one with *table manners*!
Garrett: What are you? Devon: Frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.
King Arthur: You have reminded us that the strength of a kingdom is not based on the strength of the king, but on the strength of its people.
Kayley: You *saved* my life! Thank you! Garrett: Well, everyone makes mistakes sometimes. Kayley: Oh, I get it. This is where King Arthur sends his unfunny jesters, right? Garrett: And now I'll thank you... Kayley: For what? Garrett: For reminding me why I'm a hermit. Good day!
Kayley: But, Mother, Excaliber has been stolen. I must go after it!
[Trying to start a fire with two sticks] Cornwall: Come on, baby, light my fire... Devon: You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame-retarded dragon.
Garrett: [singing] Look at the sky,/ Tell me what do you see,/ Just close your eyes and describe it to me./ The heavens are sparkling with starlight tonight./ That's what I see through your eyes.
Devon: Enchanté, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall. Cornwall: But you can call me Corny for short.
Kayley: Are you *sure* this is dragon country? I mean, shouldn't there be a sign or something? It could say, 'Welcome to Dragon Country.'... You don't think we'll *see* any... do you?... Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a pride? Is it a herd? Garrett: Quiet. Kayley: Do you hear something? Garrett: No, I just want you to be quiet.
Kayley: Hey, Ruber! [swings down before him] Kayley: I will not serve a false king!
Kayley: Please... Don't die. [She places the healing plant on his side] Kayley: I can't do this on my own. [There is a pause as Ayden flies in] Kayley: I'm sorry. It's all my fault that you were hurt. I mean, I was rattling on when I should have been quiet. I'm no help to anyone. Garrett: [Shushes her gently] You're wrong.
King Arthur: Is there any news? Have the knights found Excalibur? Merlin: I'm afraid not, Sire. King Arthur: Then I'll go after it myself. Merlin: [supports him as he stumbles immediately after speaking] No. You must regain your strength. King Arthur: Is there anything your magic can do? Merlin: You must rely on the courage of your people.
Cornwall: [to Ayden] I got three words for you, Birdy! "Dinner. Is. Served"!
Devon: Anyway, cheer up. When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women. Cornwall: Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick.
Kayley: Garrett, what are you doing? Garrett: I'm driving! Kayley: Are you *sure* that's such a good idea?
Kayley: Hey, your falcon has silver wings! Garrett: *Really?* I'll have to take your word for it. Kayley: Oh, no. I'm Sorry, it just means he knows where Excalibur is! Garrett: Sure he does, in Camelot. You know, big castle, lots of flags... Kayley: No, it's somewhere in the forest!
Ruber: Where did you drop the sword? Gryphon: It all looks so *different* from down here...
Ruber: Panic sweeps across the land. Gryphon: Precisely. Ruber: My plan is perfect. Gryphon: Precisely. Ruber: Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable. Gryphon: Precisely. Ruber: And now Excalibur is mine. Gryphon: Eh... here's where we enter a grey area.
Bladebeak: Moving bush! WHOO!
Sir Lionel: I'll not serve a false king. Ruber: Then serve... A DEAD ONE! [Ruber attacks Arthur]
Ruber: When I get my hands on that girl...
Young Kayley: I'm coming with you, Daddy! Sir Lionel: Yes, when you're old enough, Kayley. I will take you to Camelot, I promise. I love you! Young Kayley: One day, I will be a knight, like Father.
Garrett: [to Ayden] You don't understand. In Camelot, she'd only see me through their eyes. Not a knight, not a man, not anything.
Kayley: [coming to step in front of him as she speaks] Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you?... Oh. Oh, I didn't realize you were... Garrett: What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome? Kayley: Blind. Garrett: ...You know, I always forget that one.