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Instead of a priority, you made me an option. So now you're history ...
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax ...
Wells Witticisms by comickergirl
lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
It is not important what you believe, only that you believe.
am a person. I am Special. I am important. Just because I am.
Smile. Let everyone know that today you're a lot stronger than you ...
When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till ...
... He's not listening, He's just got something better in store for you
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21st Birthday Quotes Funny 21 Birthday Wishes and Sayings
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Welcome to the Karma Cafe. There are no menus. You get served what you ...
Any woman can give birth, but it takes a special person to be a real ...
Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that ...
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Honest advertising at local grocery store
will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from ...
The song is ended, but the melody lingers on. -Irving Berlin
Funny Terms & Conditions Funny Friday
Warehouse 13 Claudia Donovan Quote
Don't Facebook your problems face them.
The good times and the BAD TIMES both will pass. It will pass. It will ...
Corny Pickup Line
Thank God it's Friday, because the weekend has landed and it's time to ...
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
Consider the momentous event in architecture
Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me ...
You hate me? Well okay, grab a chair and wait for me to care.
That awkward moment when a girl talks to you in the restroom like we ...
If everything goes as expected, the way you planned, life would be ...
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only ...
Failure isn't falling down, it's refusing to get back up.
Remember that in life things happen for reasons out of your control ...
Famous Management Quotes
Being misunderstood doesn't mean you're the issue...sometimes it's the ...
My Daughter FML Santa Claus is Jolly
used to want a relationship with no strings attached, but then I ...
Today: Instead of regretting where you've BEEN..give thanks for where ...
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like ...
Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia ...
The best way to stand out is the stop trying to fit in. I'd rather be ...