Ready to Rumble Quotes
Two slacker wrestling fans are devastated by the ousting of their favorite character by an unscrupulous promoter.
Gordie Boggs: Hey kid! Move your fat head. I can't see the fight.
Sean Dawkins: Sorry, Uncle Billy said these were good seats.
Gordie Boggs: Uncle Billy sucks!
Sean Dawkins: Hey, Uncle Billy lost his right nut in 'nam.
Gordie Boggs: Well kick him in his left nut when you see him. These seats bite!
Sean Dawkins: If you only have one left, is it still your left nut?
Sean Dawkins: Sorry, Uncle Billy said these were good seats.
Gordie Boggs: Uncle Billy sucks!
Sean Dawkins: Hey, Uncle Billy lost his right nut in 'nam.
Gordie Boggs: Well kick him in his left nut when you see him. These seats bite!
Sean Dawkins: If you only have one left, is it still your left nut?
[after kicking Diamond Dallas Page off the third cage, Sting swings down to meet Gordie and Sean]
Steve Borden: Jimmy King's alright by me.
Sean Dawkins: You love Jimmy King. I love Jimmy King. We're men, but we're not afraid to say it; we love other men.
[Confused look on Sting's face]
Sean Dawkins: [Arms open] I love you.
[Sting punches him out. An excited Gordie approaches Sting]
Gordie Boggs: Me too, man. Hit me! Hit me! My turn!
[Sting knocks out Gordie]
Steve Borden: Jimmy King's alright by me.
Sean Dawkins: You love Jimmy King. I love Jimmy King. We're men, but we're not afraid to say it; we love other men.
[Confused look on Sting's face]
Sean Dawkins: [Arms open] I love you.
[Sting punches him out. An excited Gordie approaches Sting]
Gordie Boggs: Me too, man. Hit me! Hit me! My turn!
[Sting knocks out Gordie]
Goldberg: [Jimmy King was just asked if he intends to go for the tag-team championship] Jimmy, it looks like you need a tag-team partner. What do you say?
Jimmy King: Bill, I appreciate it, really I do, but I think I already have me a tag-team partner around here somewhere.
[Gordy and Sean enter the ring. Jimmy points at them]
Jimmy King: That's him, that's my tag-team partner. That's Gordy Boggs a.k.a. *the law*!
Gordie Boggs: [points finger at camera in a pose]
[shouts]
Gordie Boggs: I will bust you!
Jimmy King: And here's our new manager, Sean "Sugardaddy" Dawkins.
Jimmy King: Bill, I appreciate it, really I do, but I think I already have me a tag-team partner around here somewhere.
[Gordy and Sean enter the ring. Jimmy points at them]
Jimmy King: That's him, that's my tag-team partner. That's Gordy Boggs a.k.a. *the law*!
Gordie Boggs: [points finger at camera in a pose]
[shouts]
Gordie Boggs: I will bust you!
Jimmy King: And here's our new manager, Sean "Sugardaddy" Dawkins.
Sean Dawkins: According to his authorized biography, Jimmy King worked very hard in high school. And after you died in the plane crash, he went to community college and supported you while he held two jobs!
Fred King: I oughta kick yer ass! Freak!
Jane King: We saw him last week. He came and borrowed our motor home. We haven't seen him since. The big shit!
Fred King: I oughta kick yer ass! Freak!
Jane King: We saw him last week. He came and borrowed our motor home. We haven't seen him since. The big shit!
Sean Dawkins: You can not run away. You've got a major fight and you've got major responsabilities.
Jimmy King: Look, I got news for you. I sucker-punched last night. It'll never happen again it was a fluke!
Sean Dawkins: How can you say that? We got you this far didn't we? Huh> Now we got a friend, who's gonna get you a trainer.
Jimmy King: *Trainer!* I don't a trainer! I need a safehouse, baby! Or a new identity from the F.B.I. or like, a fast car that's what I need!
Gordie Boggs: Jimmy King does not get sacred. Jimmy King does not back down!
Jimmy King: Look don't you get it? Sinclair wants to *kill* me. So I'm dead! And burried in the ground and little tiny bugs feastin' on my ass, that's what he wants!
Sean Dawkins: No bugs are gonna feast on your ass!
Jimmy King: Look, I got news for you. I sucker-punched last night. It'll never happen again it was a fluke!
Sean Dawkins: How can you say that? We got you this far didn't we? Huh> Now we got a friend, who's gonna get you a trainer.
Jimmy King: *Trainer!* I don't a trainer! I need a safehouse, baby! Or a new identity from the F.B.I. or like, a fast car that's what I need!
Gordie Boggs: Jimmy King does not get sacred. Jimmy King does not back down!
Jimmy King: Look don't you get it? Sinclair wants to *kill* me. So I'm dead! And burried in the ground and little tiny bugs feastin' on my ass, that's what he wants!
Sean Dawkins: No bugs are gonna feast on your ass!
Sean Dawkins: Look, I know we just got all this religion, but I got a serious question I need to ask you and I need a serious answer, swear to god?
Gordie Boggs: Swear to god.
Sean Dawkins: How many times did you fart in that van?
Gordie Boggs: Wasn't me man, swear to god.
Sean Dawkins: Me either, swear to god.
Gordie Boggs: Oh my god. They are the farting nuns.
Gordie Boggs: Swear to god.
Sean Dawkins: How many times did you fart in that van?
Gordie Boggs: Wasn't me man, swear to god.
Sean Dawkins: Me either, swear to god.
Gordie Boggs: Oh my god. They are the farting nuns.
[both guys crying]
Sean Dawkins: Damn allergies.
Gordie Boggs: Yeah, me too. Damn stupid allergies.
Sean Dawkins: Unfair, bogus allergies!
Gordie Boggs: Unfair, cheating, blind ref, bogus Sinclair allergies!
Sean Dawkins: Damn Dallas Page!
Gordie Boggs: That's right, Sean! Let it out man!
Sean Dawkins: Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Sean Dawkins: Damn allergies.
Gordie Boggs: Yeah, me too. Damn stupid allergies.
Sean Dawkins: Unfair, bogus allergies!
Gordie Boggs: Unfair, cheating, blind ref, bogus Sinclair allergies!
Sean Dawkins: Damn Dallas Page!
Gordie Boggs: That's right, Sean! Let it out man!
Sean Dawkins: Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[Sean and Gordie have crashed their truck and lost their jobs as anti-septic workers]
Sean Dawkins: That truck and that business was all my dad left me when he died. That's all I've got to remember him by.
Gordie Boggs: I'll be able to remember my dad by the epic beating he gives me for coming home late.
Sean Dawkins: That truck and that business was all my dad left me when he died. That's all I've got to remember him by.
Gordie Boggs: I'll be able to remember my dad by the epic beating he gives me for coming home late.
