S. Darko Quotes
Donnie Darko's little sister, Samantha Darko, and her best friend Corey are on a country-cross road trip. They find themselves entangled in a dangerous glitch in the time-space continuum.
Pastor John: I used to be like you.
Corey: What, you had a training bra?
Pastor John: Not exactly. But when I was your age, I experienced things that made me feel like God didn't exist. Maybe you've experienced something like that too.
Sam: You don't know anything about me.
Pastor John: I can see that you're in pain.
Sam: I'm alive.
Pastor John: Is that how you see life?
Sam: Till farts taste like cherries, yeah.
Corey: What do you think God's farts taste like?
Sam: Marshmallow Peeps.
Corey: What, you had a training bra?
Pastor John: Not exactly. But when I was your age, I experienced things that made me feel like God didn't exist. Maybe you've experienced something like that too.
Sam: You don't know anything about me.
Pastor John: I can see that you're in pain.
Sam: I'm alive.
Pastor John: Is that how you see life?
Sam: Till farts taste like cherries, yeah.
Corey: What do you think God's farts taste like?
Sam: Marshmallow Peeps.
Pastor John: You girls new in town?
Sam: Just passing through.
Pastor John: Well, you gonna be around a little while, you might as well stop and get some pizza at my Bible study. Lot of fun.
Corey: Oh, I'm satanic.
[gesturing to Sam]
Corey: She's half-Jehovah, quarter Jew and a tiny bit retarded.
Pastor John: Well, we're nondenominational. We accept all types, even those with horns.
Sam: Just passing through.
Pastor John: Well, you gonna be around a little while, you might as well stop and get some pizza at my Bible study. Lot of fun.
Corey: Oh, I'm satanic.
[gesturing to Sam]
Corey: She's half-Jehovah, quarter Jew and a tiny bit retarded.
Pastor John: Well, we're nondenominational. We accept all types, even those with horns.
