A weekend at a lake house in the Louisiana Gulf turns into a nightmare for seven vacationers as they are subjected to shark attacks.

Blake: [when running over to the boat dock and sees a jet ski, then as he's getting onto it] Aaaaa, this is going to be a good weekend!
Gordon: Let's rock it out! Let's shock the western world.
[Beth throws a ping-pong ball into one of Gordon's cups on his side of the inflatable beer pong mattress, while playing Beer Pong]
Gordon: Ooooo!
Beth: [Gordon takes the ball out of the cup and drinks it] Who is the champion of the world?
Blake: [to Nick] You bastard!
Maya: What did you do?
Blake: You ran over his arm!
Nick: No! He fall!
Sara Palski: We're here guys!
Dennis Crim: A cookie cutter shark. The normal dive is nothing more than skin, blubber - flesh!
Beth: Get me out of here!
Gordon: So you're probably gonna have to get her drunk. You gonna make her one of your awesome mixed tapes? Those are amazing.
Nick: Don't disrespect the mixed tape, okay? First of all, your mom loves them.
Blake: What are all these sharks doing here?
Nick: I dunno. Maybe someone put them there.
Sara Palski: Hey!
Nick: Sara!
Sara Palski: Room for one more?
Nick: [as he's moving boxes to make room] Yeah totally. Right there, no problem.
Sara Palski: Cool.
[Sara snaps her fingers and her dog barks and jumps in the back]
Sara Palski: Good boy! You guys have fun back there.
Gordon: Not quite, uh, what we had in mind there Sara. But...
[Sara closes the boot of the car before Gordon finishes]
Blake: I'm not just going to sit here and watch him die, man!