Sorority Boys

Sorority Boys Quotes

Three rowdy college students are kicked out of their dorm and dress up in drag to live in the DOG house, where the girls deemed unattractive live.

[Jimmy trying to leave]
Adam: Hey, hey. Hey, who's your true bro? Huh? Who told you about skanks? It was me, right?
Adina: [noticing a sticky substance on the seat of his skirt] Ah. That's weird.
"Roberta": What the hell is on your skirt, man?
Adina: Uh... gum, or something.
"Roberta": Oh yeah, what flavor was it? Big fat juicy cock?
Leah: Would you like to share something personal with the crew? Robert... Uh... Ro-berta.
Roberta: Personal?
Leah: Mm.
Roberta: Well, uh, my name is Roberta, and... I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly.
[silence - the sorority sisters stare at him]
Roberta: Pillow fight! Pillow fight!
Patty: [through clenched teeth] : Let's try Patty up the middle, ONE MORE TIME.
Adam: Please be a size 8, please be a size 8... oh Yes!
Leah: Should I get under the table and suck your cock right now?
Dave: Right here?
Leah: I can guarantee you, that guy is a wham bam thank you ma'am!
Daisy: No, no I heard he's a "hello. How are you? You seem like a person I'd like to get to know. Can I take you out to dinner... Sometime, ma'am."
[looking for a dress on clothes rack]
Adam: Hmm... I'm sure this would look good... on an anorexic!
Roberta: [pulling hair out of sink] It's a fuckin' Wookie, man!
[imitating Wookie roar]
Tri Pi: Get your eyes off my tits, rug muncher.
Adam: We've been framed.
Jimmy: Spence told me you'd say that.
Adam: Spence is a lying prick with his ass hairs caught in a twist!
Jimmy: He told me you'd say that too!
Adam: [to Robert, who is eating a grapefruit] Hey! You're eating my bosom!
Doofer: After we get that mustache, maybe we can do those armpits. and then... we can do your knuckles. And your back, Your legs... your ass.
Adam: I look like shit!
Dave: No you don't.
Adam: Yes I do... I look like shit!
Dave: No... you don't!
Adam: That's easy for you to say, you're actually pretty!
Dave: Oh thanks, you know I just put this together...
[Adam gives him a strange look]
Adam: [disguised as a woman] Look at me! I'm ugly! I would never fuck me!
Tri Pi: That bitch had the nerve to call me shallow!
[pause]
Tri Pi: You look SO thin!
Doofer: [while contemplating how to get back the money stolen from the house safe] Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape?
Adam: [sighs] What tape?
Doofer: The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man.
[Adam looks up in surprise]
Dave: [turns around] Doofer, what are you saying?
Doofer: [cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk] I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over
[trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze]
Doofer: Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked
[Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver]
Doofer: . Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything
[Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi]
Doofer: . You could see the safe right next to his bed!
Adam: [enraged] You were watching my tape?
Doofer: [under his breath] ... Noooooooo
[cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue]
Adina: MOTHER'S ASS! Why you let them treat you like this? You can't be a bunch of PUSSIES your whole lives!... I HATE this place.
Katie: Whoa! P-M-S!
Katie: [shouts] I am not deaf!
Roberta: We should all be so lucky.
Spence: You two "Fraternity Brothers" think that because you're next in line, you run the house. WRONG! I am the President!
Adam: Hey Dave?
Dave: What's that Adam?
Adam: I think our President needs to get laid!
Spence: Fuck you!
Adina: I have a FAT ass.
Frederique: Good Lord, Daisy! You look like a man.

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