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The children of secret-agent parents must save them from danger.
Carmen Cortez: Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough!
Gregorio Cortez: [sees Ms. Gradenko's hair; half of it is burned off due to a previous encounter she had with Carmen and Juni] Ms. Gradenko... I think. Ms. Gradenko: Oh, it's me all right. I owe my new look to your children. Gregorio Cortez: Remind me to raise their allowances.
Juni Cortez: Eew, gross! Carmen Cortez: What do you see? Juni Cortez: You. Carmen Cortez: Very funny.
Carmen Cortez: Ooooh, shittake mushrooms.
Juni Cortez: You mean you're our real uncle? Because we've already got a fake uncle.
Ingrid Cortez: You know what, why don't we talk about this when we get home? Carmen Cortez: [continuing what she and Juni did in their parents absence] ... running off to Belize... Ingrid Cortez: You went where? Carmen Cortez: You're right, let's talk about this when we get home.
[Carmen and Juni's robot doubles lift off the ground with fire streaming from the bottom of their feet] Boy on Playground: ¡Yo quiero los zapatos como esos! (I want shoes like that!)
Carmen Cortez: Never send an adult to do a kid's job.
[Inside the super guppy] Juni Cortez: Wow. Carmen Cortez: We are *definitely* gonna be late for school
Mr. Alexander Minion: I feel it is time we concentrated on our grand, diabolical plan. Fegan Floop: Syndication?
Carmen Cortez: Go ahead. You've got nothing on me, warthog. Juni Cortez: Try me... Diaper lady.
"Uncle" Felix Gumm: Hey churros! Last time I saw you, you were *this* big [motions his hand above Juni's head] "Uncle" Felix Gumm: You're shrinking."
Gregorio Cortez: Juni. Remember, you are a Cortez. Juni Cortez: Whats so great about being a Cortez? Gregorio Cortez: Lots of things!
Gregorio Cortez: What was the story tonight? Ingrid Cortez: [kisses his head] Ours.
Carmen Cortez: You did that on purpose you kamikazee!
Juni Cortez: I have warts on my fingers.
[Juni has just gotten some valuable information from the Fooglies, who talk backwards] Juni Cortez: Sknaht!
Fegan Floop: [sings] It's a cruel, cruel world, all you little boys and girls / And some mean, nasty people want to have you for their supper!
Juni Cortez: Teach them to be good!
Fegan Floop: [regarding the robot army of children] We have to reprogram them before it's to late Carmen Cortez: And if it is? Fegan Floop: Then there's not a soul on Earth who can stop them
Carmen Cortez: Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.
Gregorio Cortez: Remember when we could sense danger a mile away? Ingrid Cortez: Those were the days.
Gregorio Cortez: Remind me to raise their allowance!
