Sugar & Spice Quotes
A popular high school cheerleader becomes pregnant with the star quarterback's child, only to find herself turning to crime to support the lifestyle she wants to live.
Mrs. Hill: So, what'd you come here for? To tell me how much you hate me?
Kansas: I don't hate you. I need your help.
Mrs. Hill: And how in the hell can I help you?
Kansas: My best friend got pregnant.
Mrs. Hill: Before you? Woo hoo.
Kansas: Yeah, I know, that's what I said too. Anyway, we want to help her get some money for the baby by robbing a bank.
Mrs. Hill: Well, shitfire, Kansas, that's the sweetest thing I ever heard.
Kansas: But we can't quite figure out how to do it.
Mrs. Hill: So you need my help? Oh my God. This is like you asking me for help with your homework.
Kansas: I don't hate you. I need your help.
Mrs. Hill: And how in the hell can I help you?
Kansas: My best friend got pregnant.
Mrs. Hill: Before you? Woo hoo.
Kansas: Yeah, I know, that's what I said too. Anyway, we want to help her get some money for the baby by robbing a bank.
Mrs. Hill: Well, shitfire, Kansas, that's the sweetest thing I ever heard.
Kansas: But we can't quite figure out how to do it.
Mrs. Hill: So you need my help? Oh my God. This is like you asking me for help with your homework.
Hannah: Technically I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. This past summer at church camp I think I had my first orgasm.
Kansas: Any sentence that starts with church camp ain't leading to the big O.
Cleo Miller: That's not true Kansas. All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.
Diane: I want to hear.
Hannah: Okay, so one night I want out horseback riding with the nuns - they went every night and we're trotting pretty hard you know. And suddenly I feel-i feel just super alive. You know.
Kansas: Any sentence that starts with church camp ain't leading to the big O.
Cleo Miller: That's not true Kansas. All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.
Diane: I want to hear.
Hannah: Okay, so one night I want out horseback riding with the nuns - they went every night and we're trotting pretty hard you know. And suddenly I feel-i feel just super alive. You know.
[last lines]
On Screen Text: [the text that appears on screen] Hannah used her money to start a small business...
On Screen Text: ...the most successful riding school in the state.
On Screen Text: Fern grew into her looks.
On Screen Text: She used her money to travel the world.
On Screen Text: Kansas appealed her mother's case.
On Screen Text: The judge ruled that a woman in labor for 32 hours...
On Screen Text: ...could not be held responsible for her actions.
On Screen Text: Lucy graduated from Harvard
On Screen Text: ...and invented a pizza box.
On Screen Text: She now owns the island of Guana in the British Virgin Islands.
On Screen Text: Cleo moved to Hollywood...
On Screen Text: ...where she met the producer of "Scream".
On Screen Text: She was last spotted in Soho shopping for leather furniture.
On Screen Text: Lisa...
On Screen Text: ...well, she was wrong about Bruce.
On Screen Text: Diane told Jack she won the lottery.
On Screen Text: After the kids were born...
On Screen Text: ...Jack's political advisors
On Screen Text: started his senatorial campaign.
On Screen Text: They won!
On Screen Text: Diane was reunited with her parents.
On Screen Text: They now run the "Diane Bartlett Scholarship Fund for Pregnant Cheerleaders".
On Screen Text: So no cheerleader will ever have to rob a bank again.
On Screen Text: [the text that appears on screen] Hannah used her money to start a small business...
On Screen Text: ...the most successful riding school in the state.
On Screen Text: Fern grew into her looks.
On Screen Text: She used her money to travel the world.
On Screen Text: Kansas appealed her mother's case.
On Screen Text: The judge ruled that a woman in labor for 32 hours...
On Screen Text: ...could not be held responsible for her actions.
On Screen Text: Lucy graduated from Harvard
On Screen Text: ...and invented a pizza box.
On Screen Text: She now owns the island of Guana in the British Virgin Islands.
On Screen Text: Cleo moved to Hollywood...
On Screen Text: ...where she met the producer of "Scream".
On Screen Text: She was last spotted in Soho shopping for leather furniture.
On Screen Text: Lisa...
On Screen Text: ...well, she was wrong about Bruce.
On Screen Text: Diane told Jack she won the lottery.
On Screen Text: After the kids were born...
On Screen Text: ...Jack's political advisors
On Screen Text: started his senatorial campaign.
On Screen Text: They won!
On Screen Text: Diane was reunited with her parents.
On Screen Text: They now run the "Diane Bartlett Scholarship Fund for Pregnant Cheerleaders".
On Screen Text: So no cheerleader will ever have to rob a bank again.
Mrs. Hill: Kansas, I'd like you to meet someone special.
[a lady comes up]
Kansas: Jesus Christ, Mom! It's bad enough you're in prison, but now i have to add p.s my moms a dyke too?
Mrs. Hill: Shut up! You mouthy little shit!
Kansas: Don't mouthy shit me, I'm outta here.
Mrs. Hill: Hold on a minute. Mink ain't my bitch if that's what you think. She's a specialist in banks.
[a lady comes up]
Kansas: Jesus Christ, Mom! It's bad enough you're in prison, but now i have to add p.s my moms a dyke too?
Mrs. Hill: Shut up! You mouthy little shit!
Kansas: Don't mouthy shit me, I'm outta here.
Mrs. Hill: Hold on a minute. Mink ain't my bitch if that's what you think. She's a specialist in banks.
Hannah: I'm sorry, can someone else please run the board? It's creepy, it's wrong, and it goes against the teachings of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Kansas: Hannah, in order to get real answers from the Netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian virgin run the board. Your kind is pure of heart, the devil won't dick with you.
Kansas: Hannah, in order to get real answers from the Netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian virgin run the board. Your kind is pure of heart, the devil won't dick with you.
