A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. The toddlers must race against time for the sake of babies everywhere.

Kahuna: So it's true what they say, there is nothing good on TV.
Kahuna: Switch the mind control message to freedom control, they don't have to sit around watching TV all day.
Kahuna: Why don't you try picking on someone half your size?
Tascha: Who the heck are you?
Kahuna: Your worst enemy, a small fry with a big attitude.
Stan Bobbins: We'll become the McDonalds of babies.
Jean Bobbins: [sarcastic] Great, we'll be known as McBaby.
Crowe: Don't you worry, little baby, I'll feed you, I'll take care of you, I'll even change your diaper.
Bill Biscane: I'm warning you, Crowe, I'm Bill Biscane and if you touch my diapers you're fired.
Bill Biscane: Kahuna? Kahuna is here! Suddenly I'm feeling weak.
Tascha: Then sit down.
Crowe: Oh, sir...
Bill Biscane: Get me something!
Crowe: What can I get you, sir?
Bill Biscane: A soda pop.
Crowe: Diet or regular?
Bill Biscane: What's the difference?
[to Tascha]
Bill Biscane: Feel my head. Is it hot? Is it cold? Tell me the truth.
Tascha: It's perfectly normal.
Bill Biscane: Normal? What do you know? You are not a real doctor... where's my soda pop?
[gets his soda pop with an umbrella]
Bill Biscane: Give me my globe. I don't want this umbrella.