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A snooty socialite is stranded on a Mediterranean island with a communist sailor.
Amber: What have you done to me? Guiseppe: What you needed doing to you. Don't you like it? Amber: It's okay.
Guiseppe: Run, my little vixen... run, run!
Tony: Would you show my wife the gym. Guiseppe: Wait here!(takes out an exercise bike) YOUR GYM MADAM!! Amber: ANTHONY!!!
[complaining to her husband] Amber: I did not fly all the way from New York City to wherever the fuck we are to get on that! Tony: How many vacations have you enjoyed? You wanted to try something new. Amber: New? Tell me, how new does that look? It's got a fucking chimney, Anthony!
[while they all play poker] Marina: Stop being such a pussy, Michael.
[trying to entice Amber into the water] Tony: Oh, come on in. It's clean as a whistle. Amber: Depends on who's been blowing in the whistle, doesn't it?
[to Guiseppe, while adrift at sea] Amber: I can't believe you came all the way out here without a fucking cell phone!
