That's My Boy Quotes
While in his teens, Donny fathered a son, Todd, and raised him as a single parent up until Todd's 18th birthday. Now, after not seeing each other for years, Todd's world comes crashing down when Donny resurfaces just before Todd's wedding.
[from trailer]
Todd: You were basically the worst parent ever!
Donny: I was awesome!
Todd: You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast every day!
Donny: That's what you asked for!
Todd: You're supposed to say no!
Todd: I didn't know what I was doing! I was 13,14 years old!
Todd: You know, what I remember is ME having to drive YOU home from the beach that time, because you were too drunk!
Donny: Somebody else's dad would have had another guy drive home!
Todd: I was eight!
Donny: And you drove like a fucking champ too.
Todd: You were basically the worst parent ever!
Donny: I was awesome!
Todd: You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast every day!
Donny: That's what you asked for!
Todd: You're supposed to say no!
Todd: I didn't know what I was doing! I was 13,14 years old!
Todd: You know, what I remember is ME having to drive YOU home from the beach that time, because you were too drunk!
Donny: Somebody else's dad would have had another guy drive home!
Todd: I was eight!
Donny: And you drove like a fucking champ too.
Donny: Hi, I'm Todd Peterson.
Hotel Desk Clerk #1: No, you're not. You're Donny Berger. You got your teacher pregnant.
Donny: Okay.
[Donny walks over to the next clerk]
Donny: Hi, I'm Todd Peterson.
Hotel Desk Clerk #2: What can I do for you, Mr. Peterson?
Donny: What room was my fiance in again?
Hotel Desk Clerk #2: Let me check, 641.
Donny: Thanks, you're a stud.
[the first clerk gives the second clerk a confused look]
Hotel Desk Clerk #2: Hey, when the legendary Donny Berger comes in here using a fake name, you go with it!
Hotel Desk Clerk #1: Okay!
Hotel Desk Clerk #1: No, you're not. You're Donny Berger. You got your teacher pregnant.
Donny: Okay.
[Donny walks over to the next clerk]
Donny: Hi, I'm Todd Peterson.
Hotel Desk Clerk #2: What can I do for you, Mr. Peterson?
Donny: What room was my fiance in again?
Hotel Desk Clerk #2: Let me check, 641.
Donny: Thanks, you're a stud.
[the first clerk gives the second clerk a confused look]
Hotel Desk Clerk #2: Hey, when the legendary Donny Berger comes in here using a fake name, you go with it!
Hotel Desk Clerk #1: Okay!
Donny, Todd: [from trailer]
Donny: I promise you, I'll never forget you again.
Donny, Todd: [gives him a gift]
Todd: You got me a gift... an earring? But I don't have a pierced ear.
Donny: Yeah...
Donny, Todd: [Donny jams the earring on his son's ear]
Todd: [his face smeared with blood] Am I bleeding?
Donny: I don't think so.
Donny: I promise you, I'll never forget you again.
Donny, Todd: [gives him a gift]
Todd: You got me a gift... an earring? But I don't have a pierced ear.
Donny: Yeah...
Donny, Todd: [Donny jams the earring on his son's ear]
Todd: [his face smeared with blood] Am I bleeding?
Donny: I don't think so.
