The ABCs of Death

The ABCs of Death Quotes

A 26-chapter anthology that showcases death in all its vicious wonder and brutal beauty.

Mum: [to son] Honey, you go do a poo-poo. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Dad: Danny Glover had nothing to be afraid of in "Lethal Weapon 2."
Dad: Lots of people have died on the toilet.
Mum: Like who?
Dad: Elvis.
Mum: He died on the bathroom floor.
Dad: Yeah. Died on the toilet and then fell over.
Simon Barrett: It's not my fault we got the letter Q. That's you being disrespected.
Adam Wingard: I know. Did you see the press release? I was last!
Simon Barrett: Yeah, I saw that. You were even after Nacho Vigalondo.
Adam Wingard: Let's kill this fucking duck.
Yoshie: Or maybe that black gas is a fart from the ass of God?
Adam Wingard: None of this is working.
Simon Barrett: This a fucking disaster.
Yoshie: Miss Yumi and I both have the same kind of animal smell on the inside. I'm so happy.
Dad: Call the plumber now. It's an emergency!
Man: Is he the Bogeyman?
Mum: If you have to choose, choose the Bogeyman.
Yoshie: I don't want to die from breathing in that gas! If I have to die...
Miss Yumi: Yes?
Yoshie: ...it's your - it's your gas I want to breathe!
Miss Yumi: [smiling] All right. As long as you don't mind if it smells bad.
Mum: The battle was so long that in 1958 the government had to make a truce. Benito Juarez agreed with the snowman that he could live in a cold-storage container with one condition - he could only go out at night and could only take the children who were not lying down after 8:00.

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