The Animal

The Animal Quotes

After receiving organ transplants from various animal donors, a man finds himself taking on the traits of those animals.

Gay flight attendant: [noticing Marvin sniffing a drug suspect's butt] I hope he's on our flight
Sgt. Sisk: Ladies and gentlemen, our suspect is not human. He is at home in the bush. Shoot to kill. Any questions?
Mob Member: Oh, yeah, yeah, I got a question there. When do we get to light our torches?
Sgt. Sisk: When it gets dark.
Mob Member: Ah, I see. Oh, hey, I got another question there. Suppose, hypothetically, you know, a guy had already lit his torch. I mean, it'd be cool if he could just keep it lit, huh?
Sgt. Sisk: Yes.
Mob Member: Oh, excellent. Excellent.
Sgt. Sisk: Now, if there are no more questions...
Mob Member: Oh, hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, if one part of the mob gets separated from another part of the mob, shouldn't there be a place that we can get together? Maybe a secret place the two mobs could reunite, and we'd be a big mob again.
Sgt. Sisk: Stay with the mob.
Mob Member: Stay with the mob. All right.
Sgt. Sisk: Right.
Mob Member: Hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial?
Sgt. Sisk: You - back of the mob!
Mob Member: "Back of the mob"? What? This is my spot! I came early!
Sgt. Sisk: Okay, *out* of the mob!
Mob Member: Ah, this mob blows.
Marvin Mange: My Hancuffs?
Rianna: You looked so uncomfortable
Marvin Mange: When did you take them off?
Rianna: I don't remember... You wore them for a while, then, I wore them for a while... You are an Animal.
Marvin Mange: I am? Awesome!
Marvin Mange: Now that's some good badger milk.
Rianna: I just want to thank everyone who sent me food and letters of support, especially the mentally handicapped child who sent me this sweet book of poems.
Marvin Mange: She read my poems.
Townie: You can do it. Cut his fucking balls off.
Chief Wilson: Marvin, do you worship the Dark Lord.
Marvin Mange: Freeze Puke. Put down that VCR. Put it down. Oh you bought it did you?... Oh you have a receipt do you?... My mistake... I'm new on the force.
Mob Member: I don't want to be part of a mob to kill a black dude
Miles: If you don't wanna be my friend anymore because I'm black, you just let me know.
offscreen voice: THAT'S A HUGE BITCH.

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