The Hangover Part III Quotes
When one of their own is kidnapped by an angry gangster, the Wolf Pack must track down Mr. Chow, who has escaped from prison and is on the lam.
Phil: Damn it! I left my phone in the Minivan.
Alan: Oh Phil, I have that find my phone app.
Phil: Alan, we have bigger problems than that at the moment.
Stu: No wait. If Chow has the minivan and your phone is in the minivan that means your phone is with Chow.
Alan: Stu, you heard Phil. We have bigger problems than that.
Alan: Oh Phil, I have that find my phone app.
Phil: Alan, we have bigger problems than that at the moment.
Stu: No wait. If Chow has the minivan and your phone is in the minivan that means your phone is with Chow.
Alan: Stu, you heard Phil. We have bigger problems than that.
[Marshall brings Stu, Phil, and Alan to his villa]
Marshall: Leslie Chow never lived here. You didn't break into his old house, you broke into MY house.
Phil: I don't understand.
Marshall: You didn't get back the gold he stole from me. You got the other half that he didn't.
Stu: Oh, my GOD!
Phil: You mean the half he never had?
Marshall: He's a world-class rat, and you 3 were his accomplices.
Stu: We had no idea!
Phil: We were trying to help you! We thought you'd be happy!
Marshall: [sarcastically] Thank you so much! Thank you for ripping me off! Thank you for desecrating my home! And THANK YOU FOR KILLING MY FUCKING DOGS!
Stu: We didn't kill your dogs! They're just tranquilized.
Marshall: Oh, right. You don't know. Chow snapped their necks on his way out.
Stu: What?
Black Doug: And somebody's gotta pay.
Marshall: He's right.
[points his gun at the Dougs]
Doug: No no no no, NO!
[Marshall shoots Black Doug and his body splashes into the pool]
Marshall: My head of security, couldn't stop 3 fuck-ups and a Chinaman with a pair of wire cutters. Unreal.
Marshall: Leslie Chow never lived here. You didn't break into his old house, you broke into MY house.
Phil: I don't understand.
Marshall: You didn't get back the gold he stole from me. You got the other half that he didn't.
Stu: Oh, my GOD!
Phil: You mean the half he never had?
Marshall: He's a world-class rat, and you 3 were his accomplices.
Stu: We had no idea!
Phil: We were trying to help you! We thought you'd be happy!
Marshall: [sarcastically] Thank you so much! Thank you for ripping me off! Thank you for desecrating my home! And THANK YOU FOR KILLING MY FUCKING DOGS!
Stu: We didn't kill your dogs! They're just tranquilized.
Marshall: Oh, right. You don't know. Chow snapped their necks on his way out.
Stu: What?
Black Doug: And somebody's gotta pay.
Marshall: He's right.
[points his gun at the Dougs]
Doug: No no no no, NO!
[Marshall shoots Black Doug and his body splashes into the pool]
Marshall: My head of security, couldn't stop 3 fuck-ups and a Chinaman with a pair of wire cutters. Unreal.
[the Wolf Pack wake up in a honeymoon suite]
Stu: [sees he has implants] I have boobies now!
Cassie: [laughs] Oh my God...
Phil: [laughs] Holy shit!
Stu: It's not funny! Alan, what did you do? What did you do, Alan?
Alan: The wedding cake... it was from Leslie...
[Chow enters, naked and brandishing a sword]
Mr. Chow: [laughs] We had a sick night, bitches!
[the monkey jumps back on Stu]
Stu: [sees he has implants] I have boobies now!
Cassie: [laughs] Oh my God...
Phil: [laughs] Holy shit!
Stu: It's not funny! Alan, what did you do? What did you do, Alan?
Alan: The wedding cake... it was from Leslie...
[Chow enters, naked and brandishing a sword]
Mr. Chow: [laughs] We had a sick night, bitches!
[the monkey jumps back on Stu]
Sid: [Sid throws down the phone] That was the Mayor, Alan.
Alan: It was an accident. You said you love me no matter what I did.
Sid: I know and I do. You're my best friend but Alan why would you buy a giraffe?
Alan: I always wanted one! Could feed him from my tree house. Besides they remind me a lot of myself.
Sid: In what way?
Alan: They're majestic. Pensive and tall.
Sid: Pensive?
Alan: Yeah!
Sid: Where did you learn that word?
Alan: Rhymes with friends.
Sid: What friends Alan?
Alan: You can say it on random.
Sid: Alan aside from the fact that you shut down a freeway, you murdered a wild animal. It's national news. You don't want to know the checks I had to write to fix this!
Alan: Oh please! We're rich!
Sid: We're not anything Alan! I am well off! You are my 40 year old son...
Alan: 42!
Sid: ...42 year old son who still lives at home! You either go back on your medication or I'm cutting you off!
Alan: You're bluffing. When 's dinner?
Sid: You're mother and I can't take it anymore!
Alan: It was an accident. You said you love me no matter what I did.
Sid: I know and I do. You're my best friend but Alan why would you buy a giraffe?
Alan: I always wanted one! Could feed him from my tree house. Besides they remind me a lot of myself.
Sid: In what way?
Alan: They're majestic. Pensive and tall.
Sid: Pensive?
Alan: Yeah!
Sid: Where did you learn that word?
Alan: Rhymes with friends.
Sid: What friends Alan?
Alan: You can say it on random.
Sid: Alan aside from the fact that you shut down a freeway, you murdered a wild animal. It's national news. You don't want to know the checks I had to write to fix this!
Alan: Oh please! We're rich!
Sid: We're not anything Alan! I am well off! You are my 40 year old son...
Alan: 42!
Sid: ...42 year old son who still lives at home! You either go back on your medication or I'm cutting you off!
Alan: You're bluffing. When 's dinner?
Sid: You're mother and I can't take it anymore!
Stu: You just saw a man get murdered, your brother in law is kidnapped. Are you sure there is nothing worse?
Alan: You don't get it Stu. You just don't get it do you? I have over 60 apps on that phone! What if I lost my phone? Do you know how much time and man hours it would take to redownload those apps?
Stu: [Sarcastically] You are right. I didn't think about that, thank you.
Alan: You don't get it Stu. You just don't get it do you? I have over 60 apps on that phone! What if I lost my phone? Do you know how much time and man hours it would take to redownload those apps?
Stu: [Sarcastically] You are right. I didn't think about that, thank you.
