Jay, Neil, Simon, and Will reunite in Australia for a holiday.

Jay Cartwright: Why's there always some cunt with a guitar?
Will McKenzie: Playing the guitar badly, wearing beads, talking about 'one love' and pretending you are friends with Central American villagers - who, by the way, despise you - before heading back to your parents five-bedroomed house in Surrey, doesn't make you a spiritual person, it makes you a bell-end.
Ben: I think you're right about his song, Katie
Will McKenzie: Oh, fuck off, Ben! You don't believe in 'song lines' any more than I do. It's just a way for you to seem interesting to girls because deep down you know you're boring and pretentious like your stupid fucking dreadlocks. Which, by the way, always look embarrassing on white people. They're not countercultural, they actually scream 'Oh, I've got a trust fund!' so get a normal haircut, you unbearable prick.
Neil Sutherland: I've got this amazing app called Grindr, made loads of new mates through it
Will McKenzie: Meanwhile, I was chasing a girl I had recently fingered to sleep.
Neil Sutherland: There's something I always wanted to know too.
Will McKenzie, Simon Cooper, Jay Cartwright: What is it?
Neil Sutherland: How long after a poo do you have to wait before you can have sex?
Will McKenzie: Please don't let this be my last thought.
Neil Sutherland: Because I never found out.
Neil Sutherland: If I were seeing things I'd be seeing something cool, like Optimus Prime banging Katy Perry.