The Interview Quotes
Dave Skylark and producer Aaron Rapoport run the celebrity tabloid show "Skylark Tonight." When they land an interview with a surprise fan, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, they are recruited by the CIA to turn their trip to Pyongyang into an assassination mission.
Agent Lacey: The CIA would love it if you two could... take him out.
Dave Skylark: Hmm?
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Dave Skylark: Take him out?
Aaron Rapaport: For drinks?
Agent Lacey: No, no, no. Take him out.
Dave Skylark: Take out... like to dinner?
Aaron Rapaport: Take him out to a meal?
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Aaron Rapaport: On the town?
Aaron Rapaport: To party?
Agent Lacey: No.
[whispering]
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Aaron Rapaport: You want us to assassinate the leader of North Korea.
Agent Lacey: Yes.
Dave Skylark: Whaaaaaaaat?
Dave Skylark: Hmm?
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Dave Skylark: Take him out?
Aaron Rapaport: For drinks?
Agent Lacey: No, no, no. Take him out.
Dave Skylark: Take out... like to dinner?
Aaron Rapaport: Take him out to a meal?
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Aaron Rapaport: On the town?
Aaron Rapaport: To party?
Agent Lacey: No.
[whispering]
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Aaron Rapaport: You want us to assassinate the leader of North Korea.
Agent Lacey: Yes.
Dave Skylark: Whaaaaaaaat?
[first lines]
Korean Girl: [singing] Our Beloved Leader is wise. He is gentle, kind and strong. We wish him joy. We wish him peace. We wish him love. And the one thing in our time, we wish more than this is for the United States to explode in a ball of fiery hell. May they be forced to starve and beg, and be ravaged by disease. May they be helpless, poor and sad and cold! They are arrogant and fat. They are stupid and they're evil. May they drown in their own blood and feces. Die America, die. Oh please won't you die? It would fill my tiny little heart with joy. May your women all be raped by beasts of the jungle while your children are foooorced to watch!
Korean Girl: [singing] Our Beloved Leader is wise. He is gentle, kind and strong. We wish him joy. We wish him peace. We wish him love. And the one thing in our time, we wish more than this is for the United States to explode in a ball of fiery hell. May they be forced to starve and beg, and be ravaged by disease. May they be helpless, poor and sad and cold! They are arrogant and fat. They are stupid and they're evil. May they drown in their own blood and feces. Die America, die. Oh please won't you die? It would fill my tiny little heart with joy. May your women all be raped by beasts of the jungle while your children are foooorced to watch!
Dave Skylark: As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes, they knew that this might be the end of a long road. But they also knew how much they meant to each other. And even though neither one could say it out loud, they were both thinking...
Aaron Rapaport: [whispers] I love you.
[they embrace]
Aaron Rapaport: [whispers] I love you.
[they embrace]
Reporter: Yo Skylark, which side of President Kim's ass you gonna kiss?
Dave Skylark: I'm not gonna kiss them, but let's just say I might give him something special with my hand
[gestures with his hand and smirks]
Dave Skylark: .
Reporter: [laughing] You gonna jerk him off?
Dave Skylark: What? No! That's a *double entendre*! I'm *foreshadowing*!
Aaron Rapaport: Shut up! Shut up! Get in the fucking car! Shut up! Shut up! Why would you say that? Why would you say that?
Dave Skylark: I'm not gonna kiss them, but let's just say I might give him something special with my hand
[gestures with his hand and smirks]
Dave Skylark: .
Reporter: [laughing] You gonna jerk him off?
Dave Skylark: What? No! That's a *double entendre*! I'm *foreshadowing*!
Aaron Rapaport: Shut up! Shut up! Get in the fucking car! Shut up! Shut up! Why would you say that? Why would you say that?
