The Joneses

The Joneses Quotes

A seemingly perfect family moves into a suburban neighborhood, but when it comes to the truth as to why they're living there, they don't exactly come clean with their neighbors.

Steve Jones: I want you to come join me in the real world.
Kate Jones: This is my real world.
[last lines]
Steve Jones: Where to?
Kate Jones: Arizona.
Steve Jones: Seriously?
Kate Jones: Is that alright?
Steve Jones: You're the boss...
Kate Jones: [chuckling]
[first lines]
Steve Jones: Man, this thing rides smooth!
Kate Jones: It's very nice.
Steve Jones: Yes, it's like riding on the ass of an angel. I mean, I wish I could have sold a crossover like this, I wouldn't have been able to keep them in stock.
Steve Jones: [ducking out of cosmetics presentation] I'd love to give this my full attention, but I'm gonna go see Larry - tell him I'm gay.
Steve Jones: [after sudden hug] Geez, I should say "icon" more often.
Kate Jones: [after sudden kiss] What was that?
Steve Jones: Just applying myself.

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