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A group of idealistic, but frustrated, liberals succumb to the temptation of murdering rightwing pundits for their political beliefs.
Norman Arbuthnot: I'm the first to admit we took this country from the indians but what were they doing with it anyway; shooting off bows and arrows and using seashells for money.
Luke: People disappear all of the time. Jude: Especially in Iowa. We probably saved him from an alien abduction.
[on what to do with Zack] Luke: I say we bury the cracker and have dessert.
Paulie: We've got to call the police. They'll understand. Luke: Sure they would. Grad student kills war hero with a knife. You'll probably just get a ticket.
Jude: The conservatives are effective. They do things. All we do is buy animal-friendly mascara.
Luke: It's 1909 and you're alone with a young artist named Adolph. Do you kill him?
Luke: You know what you need Heather? You know what you really need? A nice stiff dick to shut that big mouth of yours.
Luke: Is it crazy to make a difference?
Illiterate Librarian: "Thumbelina" is art. "Catcher in the Rye" is just mean-spirited garbage littered with the, oh, the "F" word.
Paulie: Look, we're liberals. We do the right thing.
Zachary Cody: Liberals, never taking a stand you'd be willing to... Luke: to die for? Zachary Cody: Nah. Boy, dying is easy. There is nothing heroic about dying. But if you can take a stand for something you'd be willing to kill for, that is something, something special
Luke: What if you kill somebody whose death makes the world a better place?