A comedy centered on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after they are transferred to another museum.

[first lines]
Lead Villain: I sincerely apologize for disturbing your afternoon. If you relax, and stay calm, you will all be here alive. We have come only for the girl.
Roger Barlow: Hey, why am I the one to blame? Money gets stolen and you automatically accuse me. How do I know you didn't take the money?
Rose Barlow: Me? Oh how could you Roger? I'm your wife, your wife!
Roger Barlow: You accused me.
Rose Barlow: Well this money, Roger. This money was for us, together. To think that I would steal from my own cookie jar!
[last lines]
Charles Peterson: We did good.
Roger Barlow: We sure did. See you tomorrow.