The People Under the Stairs Quotes
Two adults and a juvenile burglar break into a house occupied by a brother and sister and their stolen children and can't escape.
Grandpa Booker: Meanwhile, you be careful. That brother and sister act you mess with are evil, plain and simple.
Fool: Wait a minute, brother and sister?
Grandpa Booker: Brother and sister. Tailend of the craziest family you ever heard of. Every generation more insane than the one before it. Started out as a family running a funeral home, selling cheap coffins for expensive prices. Then they got their fingers into real estate, started making a lot of money taking over people's homes. The more money they got, the greedier they got. The greedier they got, the crazier they got. All sorts of rumors about what's going on in that place. Never proved it because the police never took it serious. But believe me, when I was a kid, none of us ever walked past that house.
Fool: Wait a minute, brother and sister?
Grandpa Booker: Brother and sister. Tailend of the craziest family you ever heard of. Every generation more insane than the one before it. Started out as a family running a funeral home, selling cheap coffins for expensive prices. Then they got their fingers into real estate, started making a lot of money taking over people's homes. The more money they got, the greedier they got. The greedier they got, the crazier they got. All sorts of rumors about what's going on in that place. Never proved it because the police never took it serious. But believe me, when I was a kid, none of us ever walked past that house.
Fool: Hey!
Man: [aims his gun at Fool, but stops when he sees Fool holding up two wires]
Fool: You shoot me, and you die too, man. And you better believe it. Don't be crazy now. There's enough dynamite back there to blow you sky high. Not the best place to store it, in my opinion. But there it was. Now just put the gun down.
Man: [aims at Fool again]
Fool: Put the gun down. I don't wanna kill you, but I will 'cuz I don't like you much anyway.
Man: [hesitates, but doesn't lower his weapon]
Fool: I'm tired of fucking around! So either put the gun down now, or kiss your ass goodbye, boy!
Man: [aims his gun at Fool, but stops when he sees Fool holding up two wires]
Fool: You shoot me, and you die too, man. And you better believe it. Don't be crazy now. There's enough dynamite back there to blow you sky high. Not the best place to store it, in my opinion. But there it was. Now just put the gun down.
Man: [aims at Fool again]
Fool: Put the gun down. I don't wanna kill you, but I will 'cuz I don't like you much anyway.
Man: [hesitates, but doesn't lower his weapon]
Fool: I'm tired of fucking around! So either put the gun down now, or kiss your ass goodbye, boy!
Alice: People have tried.
Fool: You mean, the people in the cellar?
Alice: [nods]
Fool: Who are they?
Alice: Mommy and Daddy looked a long time to find the perfect boy child, but each one they found turned out bad. Some saw things they weren't supposed to, others heard too much, others talked back. Daddy cut out the bad parts, and put the boys in the cellar, one by one. They get flashlights and food of some kind. I suppose they're happy in their own way.
Fool: Yeah right. What about you? How come they haven't put you in the cellar?
Alice: I do not see, or hear, or speak evil. It's the only way.
Fool: [hears screaming from within the walls] What is that?
Alice: What?
Fool: That yelling! What is that?
Alice: Well, that's Roach.
Fool: Roach?
Alice: That's who Daddy's hunting. See, Daddy hates Roach because he got out of the cellar and into the walls, and now Daddy can't find him.
Fool: You mean, the people in the cellar?
Alice: [nods]
Fool: Who are they?
Alice: Mommy and Daddy looked a long time to find the perfect boy child, but each one they found turned out bad. Some saw things they weren't supposed to, others heard too much, others talked back. Daddy cut out the bad parts, and put the boys in the cellar, one by one. They get flashlights and food of some kind. I suppose they're happy in their own way.
Fool: Yeah right. What about you? How come they haven't put you in the cellar?
Alice: I do not see, or hear, or speak evil. It's the only way.
Fool: [hears screaming from within the walls] What is that?
Alice: What?
Fool: That yelling! What is that?
Alice: Well, that's Roach.
Fool: Roach?
Alice: That's who Daddy's hunting. See, Daddy hates Roach because he got out of the cellar and into the walls, and now Daddy can't find him.
Woman: Get off my property!
Grandpa Booker: Just want to finish saying our piece, ma'am.
Ruby Williams: Not only are you bad landlords but 10 times worse. You've stolen all the children from our community for your own sick needs!
Woman: There's no community here, all I see are a couple of ni...
[the entire neighborhood comes up behind Ruby and Booker]
First man: Ruby, right here!
First woman: Got that right!
Second woman: We busted your ass, bitch!
Ruby Williams: What're you gonna do, shoot us all?
Grandpa Booker: Just want to finish saying our piece, ma'am.
Ruby Williams: Not only are you bad landlords but 10 times worse. You've stolen all the children from our community for your own sick needs!
Woman: There's no community here, all I see are a couple of ni...
[the entire neighborhood comes up behind Ruby and Booker]
First man: Ruby, right here!
First woman: Got that right!
Second woman: We busted your ass, bitch!
Ruby Williams: What're you gonna do, shoot us all?
Fool: Listen Alice, they're not your real parents.
Alice: What?
Fool: They're not. They're not even husband and wife. They stole you, like they did Roach and all the others. They're a bunch of rotten baby snatchers.
Alice: You're just saying that...
Fool: My grandfather Booker told me. He wouldn't lie to me.
Alice: What?
Fool: They're not. They're not even husband and wife. They stole you, like they did Roach and all the others. They're a bunch of rotten baby snatchers.
Alice: You're just saying that...
Fool: My grandfather Booker told me. He wouldn't lie to me.
Fool: [Leroy is attempting to pry a door open with a crowbar to enter the house and find Spencer, who did not return after entering the house] Listen Leroy, this breaking and entering might not be so smart. It's the first day of my thirteenth birthday... could be unlucky.
Leroy: Thirteenth birthday is unlucky anyway. Too old to get tit, too young to get ass... fucked either way.
Leroy: Thirteenth birthday is unlucky anyway. Too old to get tit, too young to get ass... fucked either way.
Fool: [after Roach rescues him from "Daddy"] Thanks.
Roach: [smiles and nods]
Fool: [to Alice] He doesn't talk much, does he?
Alice: His tongue's cut out.
Roach: [opens his mouth and shows a severed stump]
Alice: Mommy caught him trying to call for help one day, and Daddy had to teach him to...
Fool: Speak no evil, right?
Alice: [nods]
Fool: Your father's one sick mother, you know that? Actually, your mother's one sick mother, too!
Alice: Shhh! You're speaking evil! They'd kill you if they heard a word you just said.
Roach: [smiles and nods]
Fool: [to Alice] He doesn't talk much, does he?
Alice: His tongue's cut out.
Roach: [opens his mouth and shows a severed stump]
Alice: Mommy caught him trying to call for help one day, and Daddy had to teach him to...
Fool: Speak no evil, right?
Alice: [nods]
Fool: Your father's one sick mother, you know that? Actually, your mother's one sick mother, too!
Alice: Shhh! You're speaking evil! They'd kill you if they heard a word you just said.
Man: Some niggers robbed the store.
Woman: Again? May they burn in hell.
Man: I'm very tense from this.
Woman: You have one of your headaches?
Man: Ooh... very VERY tense about this.
Woman: Alice has been bad. She's been feeding that thing between the walls again.
Alice: No... no...
Woman: Remember not to bruise her face.
[Woman leaves. Man begins taking off his belt to punish Alice]
Man: Bad girls... burn in hell.
Woman: Again? May they burn in hell.
Man: I'm very tense from this.
Woman: You have one of your headaches?
Man: Ooh... very VERY tense about this.
Woman: Alice has been bad. She's been feeding that thing between the walls again.
Alice: No... no...
Woman: Remember not to bruise her face.
[Woman leaves. Man begins taking off his belt to punish Alice]
Man: Bad girls... burn in hell.
Ruby Williams: My name is Ruby Williams and I represent the association of people who have been unjustly evicted, exploited and generally fucked over.
Woman: What?
Ruby Williams: You and your brother are landlords of over 50 buildings in this city, ALL of which you've allowed to deteriorate into rat infested hellholes while you guys get rich charging ridiculous rents. THEN, you evict anyone the minute they can't pay rent so you can tear down their homes and build some more office buildings, isn't that about right?
Woman: What?
Ruby Williams: You and your brother are landlords of over 50 buildings in this city, ALL of which you've allowed to deteriorate into rat infested hellholes while you guys get rich charging ridiculous rents. THEN, you evict anyone the minute they can't pay rent so you can tear down their homes and build some more office buildings, isn't that about right?
Alice: Roach is my friend.
Fool: Roach? I'm Poindexter.
Roach: [tries to mumble his name]
Fool: Everybody calls me Fool.
Roach: Foo...?
Fool: You sure got the names, huh?
[notices Alice's basket of homemade dolls]
Fool: This Leroy? You did this? Why you make these?
Alice: To hold the souls of burglars when they died. Or salesmen, workmen, other people who saw too much.
Fool: Roach? I'm Poindexter.
Roach: [tries to mumble his name]
Fool: Everybody calls me Fool.
Roach: Foo...?
Fool: You sure got the names, huh?
[notices Alice's basket of homemade dolls]
Fool: This Leroy? You did this? Why you make these?
Alice: To hold the souls of burglars when they died. Or salesmen, workmen, other people who saw too much.
Fool: My name is Fool. What's yours?
Alice: [shyly] Alice.
Fool: Don't be scared. You never seen a brother before?
Alice: Never had a brother.
Fool: No, I mean a black dude. There's black folks in this neighborhood.
Alice: Neighborhood?
Fool: The neighborhood. You know, outside.
Alice: Well, that's outside, not in here.
Fool: So you get outside, don't you?
Alice: [shakes her head]
Fool: You sayin' never?
Alice: Can't get out. No one ever has.
Fool: Well, I'm gonna get out. I'm a whole other thing.
Alice: [shyly] Alice.
Fool: Don't be scared. You never seen a brother before?
Alice: Never had a brother.
Fool: No, I mean a black dude. There's black folks in this neighborhood.
Alice: Neighborhood?
Fool: The neighborhood. You know, outside.
Alice: Well, that's outside, not in here.
Fool: So you get outside, don't you?
Alice: [shakes her head]
Fool: You sayin' never?
Alice: Can't get out. No one ever has.
Fool: Well, I'm gonna get out. I'm a whole other thing.
