This is a comedy that shows us that love has nothing to do with perfection. After losing the woman of his dreams, Anderson is convinced he'll never fall in love again. But at the urging of ... See full summary »

Katie: Anderson, when you asked me to marry you, you probably picked the only girl in the whole world that would say yes. I don't think that's a coincidence. Do you?
Anderson: I don't know.
Katie: Do you believe in fate?
Anderson: No.
Katie: Neither do I. You see, this was meant to be. Will you marry me?
Jane: Harsh... Harsh... Harsh
Smitty: I'm crying like an jailhouse bitch.
Lyle: Son, I want you to have this. I want you to have my cock ring.
Matador: I've killed this fellow! I've killed this fellow with my car! Not again.
Matador: I like your Jew hat.